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long way round
1. TV show featuring Ewan McGregor and Charley Boorman traveling from Britain to New York by motorcycle
2. A sex position in which one man lays on his stomach while another lays on top of him 69 style, pulls his dick around backward and gives him a blow job.
2. A sex position in which one man lays on his stomach while another lays on top of him 69 style, pulls his dick around backward and gives him a blow job.
"Scored with a new guy last night!"
"Oh yeah, how was it?"
"Gayer than Ewan McGregor and Charley Boorman as they performed the long way round on the Road of Bones."
"Oh yeah, how was it?"
"Gayer than Ewan McGregor and Charley Boorman as they performed the long way round on the Road of Bones."
long way round by Evening Council August 17, 2011
Long Way Threeway
When one member of a long distance relationship has sex with another person and Skypes their significant other.
Pam is dating Betty, who lives in another state, and was horny so he decided to have a long way threeway while ramming a Slampiece.
Long Way Threeway by P.A.N.B. February 26, 2013
long way down
long way down by holymolyjen September 16, 2016
i fuck with you the long way
i fuck with you the long way by Kctae116 September 4, 2016
eating corn the long way
Often used in reference to describe the action of cock-gobbling. One who consistently eats corn the long way is a serious cocksucker.
-"Look at Chance dancing with those flamboyantly gay guys... I wonder about him sometimes he acts straight but I'm pretty sure he eats corn on the cob the long way"
-Check out homeboy over there with the bags under his eyes... looks like he's had a rough night of eating corn the long way.
-I'm feelin' salty just watching them eat each other's corn the long way... Butter me up a cob and let's get to gnawing!
-Check out homeboy over there with the bags under his eyes... looks like he's had a rough night of eating corn the long way.
-I'm feelin' salty just watching them eat each other's corn the long way... Butter me up a cob and let's get to gnawing!
eating corn the long way by C-Money and The Hauss-man December 23, 2013
the long way home
Detouring from your original path on your way home to think about the bigger things in life.
A good way to relieve yourself of stress so you can unwind when you finally get home.
A good way to relieve yourself of stress so you can unwind when you finally get home.
Jane: So, are you going straight home after work?
John: No, I think I'll take the long way home today.
John: No, I think I'll take the long way home today.
the long way home by aceme September 20, 2013
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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