Long Jump 

Awesome Track Event where athletes run down a strip of track and jump and kick in the air making it look like they're sky walking

-Loook at that dude Long jump!
-Wait isn't that against Newtons laws of motion?

Long Jump by Mrkewl December 6, 2007

Long Jump 

A phrase used to bring attention to a woman's derriere without her knowing. This was made popular in 2020 by the YouTube Algorithm (Videos in a user's Recommended) and "Men of Culture." The "Men of Culture" phrase was frequently used by those brought together to view Women's Indoor Long Jump, by the YouTube Algorithm.

The most popular video recommended by YouTube to "Men of Culture" at the time was, "Ivana Španović - Long Jump - European Indoor Championships - 03/03/2019"

Ex. 1: Yo. You seen shorty with the Long Jump?
Ex. 2: I say, chaps. That woman has a spectacular Long Jump!
Ex 3: Damn... Look at that Long Jump.

Long Jump by LongJumpFan September 20, 2020

Mexican long jump 

The sexual act of performing an aimed long jump onto your partner and simultaneously inserting your dick in as the jump lands. Events include the oral Mexican long jump, back door long jump, and classic Mexican long jump.

Dude 1:"Whoa, did you see johnny miss that Mexican long jump?"
Dude 2:"Yeah man, some pretty painful shit, he got his dick cramped into the ground..."

Mexican long jump by Ferret Waffle June 13, 2011

creampie long jump

When a women gets a running start from the kitchen, down the hallway to a designated white line at the threshold of the bedroom. At that point the lady long jumps towards the bed to a waiting, unprotected, fully erect penis. 3-27 seconds later.....

My girlfriend could win the gold in a creampie long jump.

creampie long jump by AlvardolovesHanrahan October 2, 2017

Long Island Long Jump 

A sexual act in which a man lies prostrate on the ground, and the receiver jumps off a bed or similarly high platform and attempts to land upon the man's penis.

My girlfriend is a total freak! She asked me if I wanted to try a Long Island Long Jump with her!

Long Island Long Jump by JaquesLeCoques September 15, 2010

Backwards Longjump 

A glitch popularly used in speedruns of super mario 64 by long jumping backwards and spaming the A button gaining negitive speed bypassing the speed barrier since it doesnt register negitive speed thus allowing clipping and cool TASes

Bowser: This staircase is infin-
Mario:YAHOO YAHOO YAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYA *Backwards Longjumps to the top of the "infinite" staircase*
Bower:Shit

Backwards Longjump by Scottscrab May 8, 2019