AlvardolovesHanrahan's definitions

creampie long jump

When a women gets a running start from the kitchen, down the hallway to a designated white line at the threshold of the bedroom. At that point the lady long jumps towards the bed to a waiting, unprotected, fully erect penis. 3-27 seconds later.....

My girlfriend could win the gold in a creampie long jump.

by AlvardolovesHanrahan October 2, 2017