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Term used to describe the morning after attending a party at a loft and discovering you have been roofied and violated.
That son of a bitch lofted me!
Lofted by Mr JD December 23, 2009
Related Words
lomft loft Lofty Loftus LSMFT loaft lofting lomfl lompthl lompton
used as a hash tag , e.g #lomfl as a caption
LOMFL by Isidor3 December 10, 2018

LOFTED HOOF

One of the greatest footballing moves ever created and is used quite frequently by arsenals defensive midfielder legend, Alex Song Bilong.
commentator 'Song Bilong with another beautiful LOFTED HOOF!!!!!'
LOFTED HOOF by S.AlexFerguson August 14, 2009
someone that is over weight
that person is a lofter.
lofter by shrogor cheet January 7, 2020

Sir Loft 

Sertraline aka Zoloft (Sir Loft) works by increasing the levels of Serotonin a neurotransmitter in the brain. It works better controlling anxiety and panic symptoms however than depression. Side effects are more common than the literature suggests including weight gain, hair loss, decreased libido and xerostomia (whatever the fuck that is). Then there's the Sertraline Discontinuation Syndrome that includes a particularly nasty feature called brain zaps or flips, that feels like an electric shock passing through your brain.
You're still on the Sir Loft aren't you, you got those dead eyes and ashen skin.
Sir Loft by Shougo April 1, 2022

lomstead 

An attractive pair of people that win at everything
You know that song "All I do is Win"? That was written about lomstead
lomstead by Taintly January 13, 2011