lomft

This means Laughing on my fucking toes

Person 1:*Sends funny video*
Person 2: lomft!

by John Wock May 21, 2023

Lofted

Term used to describe the morning after attending a party at a loft and discovering you have been roofied and violated.

That son of a bitch lofted me!

by Mr JD December 23, 2009

LOMFL

love of my fucking life

used as a hash tag , e.g #lomfl as a caption

by Isidor3 December 10, 2018

LOFTED HOOF

One of the greatest footballing moves ever created and is used quite frequently by arsenals defensive midfielder legend, Alex Song Bilong.

commentator 'Song Bilong with another beautiful LOFTED HOOF!!!!!'

by S.AlexFerguson August 14, 2009

lofter

someone that is over weight

that person is a lofter.

by shrogor cheet January 7, 2020

Sir Loft

Sertraline aka Zoloft (Sir Loft) works by increasing the levels of Serotonin a neurotransmitter in the brain. It works better controlling anxiety and panic symptoms however than depression. Side effects are more common than the literature suggests including weight gain, hair loss, decreased libido and xerostomia (whatever the fuck that is). Then there's the Sertraline Discontinuation Syndrome that includes a particularly nasty feature called brain zaps or flips, that feels like an electric shock passing through your brain.

You're still on the Sir Loft aren't you, you got those dead eyes and ashen skin.

by Shougo April 1, 2022

lomstead

An attractive pair of people that win at everything

You know that song "All I do is Win"? That was written about lomstead

by Taintly January 13, 2011