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Loomster 

the one mutant french fry that's freakishly long in comparison to all the other fries in the bag
McDonalds has the worlds longest loomster
Loomster by Andrion November 1, 2003
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loloscope 

A navigational tool used for locating lols
'I've just spied a lol with my trusty loloscope! rofl!'
The measuring device for the number of "lol" used in a convo. Measured in "lpc", "lol per convo", or can be measured by sentence, which would be "lps", or "lol per sentence".
Kirsten: LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL!

Amber: WHOA! Like, my Lolometer says that you're using 5 lps.

Kirsten: HAHA! LIKE, LOL!

Amber: You're averaging about 6 lpc.

Kirsten! LOL!

Amber: Like, that makes 7 lpc!
Lolometer by Vincent Floyd September 23, 2008

lolomgwtfbbq 

An internet phrase expressing total and complete cunfusion, dumbfoundedness, or pretty much any other emotion one would express over the internet.

Combines 4 famous 3 letter abreviations.
Laugh out loud, oh my god, what the fuck, barbeque.
Guy: So like E=MC2
Person: LOLOMGWTFBBQ

Guy: Thats what she said!!!
Person: LOLOMGWTFBBQ
lolomgwtfbbq by Jon Comulada June 11, 2007
Person 1: Ayo this meme is fire cuh.
Person 2: yeah lolbms😂😂
LOLBMS by Cr0wnXD September 14, 2017

Lolosaurus Rex 

A larger, more stupid species of the lolozaur family, known for its haunting, beastly cry between other lolosauruses; LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Man 1: "What in the fuck is that?"

Paleontologist: "Oh shit, lolosaurus Rex!"

Lolosaurus Rex: "LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL"
Lolosaurus Rex by Perry H. Christ September 27, 2008