Lolomon

someone who makes up urban dictionary definitions to look cool

Person 1: Man i hear that guy made an urban dictionary post trying to make himself cool.

Person 2: what a Lolomon

by lolworm April 15, 2009

Lolomon

A term originated on the website Borispoker dot com, referring to a member of the site known as "Solomon" who inadvertently had a photograph of himself posted on the forums, and was subsequently made the primary subject of a vast body of Photoshops featuring his face and figure in various settings, ranging from historical to whimsy.

That is hilarious! LOLOMON!

by vwls May 7, 2009

Pull a Lolomon

1) a huge failure
2) a mistake that will likely result in an FML story

Person 1: Man i was sitting on the subway asleep. i woke up just as the door was closing and ran for it. I got stuck and they had to stop the subway. FML

Person 2: Man, way to pull a lolomon

by lolworm April 9, 2009

Pull a Lolomon

The definition above is insignificant and inaccurate.

To pull a lolomon is to do something amazing that earns respect.

The definition of "pulling a pel" is the first definition of "pull a lolomon"

No example required-you will know when you truly pull a lolomon

by the lolomon himself April 13, 2009

LOLMONSTER

A LOLMONSTER is someone who is very funny and tells many jokes. He/She is always the funniest person in the room and can make anyone laugh at anytime.

Bob: Dude, here comes the LOLMONSTER
LOLMONSTER: Hey guys, whats up?
Everyone: HAHAHAH, you're hilarious.

by chunky luhv 37 May 3, 2010

Lolemons

Laughing while eating lemons.

"hey look how many lemons Gayton is eating."
(all laugh) *Lolemons*

by XFallenXVampire May 1, 2011

Lolomancy

When the reason behind your laughter is a mystery...

This may lead to the conception of Lolomancy being another school in magic that deals with everything lol and rofl.
Basically, granting its practitioners, the Lolomancers, a huge arsenal of spells from roflblasting a person to conjuring lolocausts, lollercoasters or entities like lollerfish, lollypants, roflcoptermobile, roflsaurus, roflberry pwncakes, ...

Gentleman: Excuse me, sir! If I may ask the time?

*Lolomancer casts lollylopzkizmal*

Gentleman: LMAOROTFLBTCSTCNDBFOOTWIFOAGWLLBGWTHROOTSAIAKBAYBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...

Another Gentleman: Watch out, honey! This must be Lolomancy!

Honey: ...

Another Gentleman: Oh, right. Honeys don't talk.

by basione February 2, 2010