LOLlywood 

(n). the funniest place on earth. the streets are filled with children drinking lolmonade and lollygagging in the parks

Son- "Dad, you seem down"
Dad- "I am, your mother just left me for my father."
Son "I know what will cheer you up, let's go to lollywood"

LOLlywood by Ranny Ram January 14, 2010

lollywood 

Lollywood is the film industry for pakistan.

the lollywood film industry is in the city of lahore in the state of punjab.

a lot of people say that lollywood copys bollywood yes that is true but bollywood copys hollywood and so on so everyone copys eachother.


lollywood is pakistans film industry.

lollywood by xxxAznPriDeUKxxx August 5, 2004

LOLlywood 

LOLlywood
Derived from combining LOL with Hollywood to denote the stupidity of media conglomerate movie making business tactics and the active, conscious dumbing down of filmmaking and audiences. Essentially, putting spectacle over filmcraft and media ethic. Anything the "big 6" in control of Hollywood does, most of it being stupid.

History: coined by movie director Jessica Mae Stover on her blog about filmmaking and "@JSto" Twitter feed.

Stover also uses synonyms: LOLmovie, LOLfilmmaking to denote similar infractions and absurdities

Newspaper headline: "In development: 'Girl With the Dragon Tattoo' and 'Let Me In'...
JSto: "In development?! If you're going to watch it, watch the actual films and not the dumb Americanized LOLlywood versions being plotted"

LOLlywood Producer: Hey I'm going to jagoff to Variety's announcement of my new film, Wild Wild West II!

Director: I have the rights to 'The Lord of the Rings'.

LOLlywood Exec: Great! We have a contract with Vin Diesel, he can play Gandalf!

LOLlywood by Dwarfin September 10, 2010

Bhagoda of Bollywood 

Akshay Kumar & Shah Rukh Khan called as Bhagoda of Bollywood.
Both are Stardom less stars who can't book festival slots on their own & ran away from Eid clashes thats why they've been defined as Bhagoda's of Bollywood.
Bhagoda of Bollywood Akshay Kumar ranway from Eid 2020 due to Salman Khan's stardom.
Another Bhagoda of Bollywood SRK also shifted his Raees from Eid 2016 to Republic Day 2017.

Google "Salman Khan announces Sooryavanshi's new release date" & "eid kab hai kab hai eid" you will find Bhagoda of Bollywood.

Bhagoda of Bollywood by Hari Om Bhatiya Dhaba Wale May 25, 2020

Terrorist of Bollywood 

SRK is known as terrorist of bollywood.
SRK was the biggest threat for terrorists when he gone nude in Maya Memsaab.
SRK murdered Indian audience as well as ISIS, Al Qaeda terrorists by his cringeworthy acting & poor dialogue delivery.
Happy New year, Ra One, Guddu these films deserve oscar for wiping all terrorist organisations from this planet, thats why we call SRK is the biggest terrorist of bollywood.

Terrorist of Pakistan - We have laden, Hafiz saeed, hydrogen bomb.
Terrorist of Bollywood - I have Happy New Year

Terrorist of Bollywood by Hari Om Bhatiya Dhaba Wale May 24, 2020

Flopstar of Bollywood 

Canadian Akshay Kumar is the Flopstar of bollywood.
Having more than 80 Flops in Domestic market & 100 Flops on overseas soil Akshay Kumar has every right to be crowned as The Biggest Flopstar of Bollywood.

Kitne pratishat Bhartiya yeh sochte hai ki Akshay Kumar Flopstar of Bollywood hai?
Indians - 132%

Flopstar of Bollywood by Hari Om Bhatiya Dhaba Wale May 25, 2020

Hijra of Bollywood 

Akshay Kumar is the self made hijra of bollywood.
Akshay Kumar acted in Flop franchise like Hijron Ka Hijra, Sabse Bada Hijra, Me Hijra Tu Chakka, International Hijra.

Waiter union respects hijra of bollywood Akshay Kumar

Hijra of Bollywood by Hari Om Bhatiya Dhaba Wale May 24, 2020