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lollygagger 

A slacker, life is laidback. If you give a fuck, that's one fuck too much.
Williams! You're late for work again, you slack-ass lollygagger. Drop and give me 50.
lollygagger by Flea23 July 24, 2004

lollygagger 

:Lol'i*gag*er, a.(lollygagging);

Lollygagger, The art of being extremely slow at everything; sloth like; moving a small distance in a long time; not quick in motion; tardy; to delay; sluggish; a habitually slow dude.
Yo, Sketchly! Im ready to go to the bar. Why you still putting on your damn socks? Your a damn lollygagger, always taking your sweet ass time. Im going without you! Peace, im out! You lollygagging bitch!
lollygagger by Bertabun November 13, 2006

lollygagger 

someone who is by nature, always late, and incredibly slow getting things done.
My boyfriend is a lollygagger, he makes me late for everything!
lollygagger by Fiannasidhe July 22, 2004

lollygagger 

A lazy person, somebody who is idle - a slacker
- Phillips, quit reading that porno and get back to work you lollygagger
- The train and bus drivers are a bunch of lollygaggers
lollygagger by Brother Number One December 28, 2005

lollygoogling 

To loiter or waste time on the Internet, possibly entering random meaningless searches into a web search engine.
Britney was really bored last night and couldn't sleep. She ended up "lollygoogling" for 3 hours straight!
lollygoogling by Smakky2 February 5, 2009

Alaskan Lollygagger 

The act of sucking a turd from a persons ass.
Jenny gave me an awsome Alaskan Lollygagger last night.
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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