lollometer

a scale of which jokes can be mesured on. The scale starts from (low) 1 - (high) 10

That scored 9 on the lollometer

by Funmz July 7, 2020

Lolometer

The measuring device for the number of "lol" used in a convo. Measured in "lpc", "lol per convo", or can be measured by sentence, which would be "lps", or "lol per sentence".

Kirsten: LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL!

Amber: WHOA! Like, my Lolometer says that you're using 5 lps.

Kirsten: HAHA! LIKE, LOL!

Amber: You're averaging about 6 lpc.

Kirsten! LOL!

Amber: Like, that makes 7 lpc!

by Vincent Floyd September 23, 2008

Lallometern

The person who dictates whether or not someone is lallering and on which scale from a 1-10

- Lallometern: Ehh vilken jävla lallare, Alrik får en 9 utav 10!

by Lallometern November 7, 2023

lilometer

distance measurement; a lil' kilometer, a kilometer for an ant

The small ant travelled a lilometer to find a hot mate.

by The Grand Wolfgang December 5, 2010