lolabetes 

laughing so hard that it results in a terminal illness.

I laughed so hard at his joke that my internal organs ceased to function properly; now I have lolabetes.

lolabetes by MrMoustace88 October 27, 2010

Lieabetes 

The inability to tell the truth.

"He never tells the truth. He has lieabetes. Like diabetes but with lies."

Lieabetes by Hillary Rodham Swank November 11, 2013

liabetes 

A transferrable disease relating to compulsive lying about any and all subjects. It is said there are 'carriers' of the liabetic gene spread amongst the general public.
Extensive research continues to cure these 'carriers' but thus far the research, based out of Dunedin and Ashburton, has been unsuccessful

Mark: "Hey bro you coming home for this holiday?"
Jason: "Oh nar man I'm staying down south with my mrs Tiff cos she cant get back to Tauranga"
Mark: "Dude you don't even have a girlfriend, this is just like yesterday when you told me you didn't know what a muscle hampster is.... i think you have liabetes"
Jason: "But I never lie"
Mark: "Right there. You are a carrier of liabetes"

liabetes by Browntown154 October 14, 2010

Lieabetes 

Someone that cannot for the life of them, tell the truth. Everything that comes out if their mouth is a lie

"Matt told me that Ryan hooked up with Amanda, and hoe-wrecker, and then he told me that Ryan was planning on seeing hoe-wrecker again tonight. He makes shit up too much. He needs a shot of truthsulin for his lieabetes

Lieabetes by crzygirl1980 May 14, 2019

lolbitesnake 

An alternative term for a venomous snake.

The snake on the floor of the hummer in Gone in 60 seconds is NOT an lolbitesnake, the occupants of the vehicle were in no danger whatsoever.

lolbitesnake by theAnusWrita February 2, 2010

liabetes 

A disease that is cureable by not being a fucking liar. Everyone has some sort of case of liabetes at one time in their life, some being more severe than others. Severe cases can be treated at your local doctors office where you can get your liabetes shot.

Duster: "Yeah I banged 3 unreal broads last night that I met at the bar"

Timmy: "You took home that swamper with rotting gibbs. You got a bad case of liabetes better go get that shit checked out. I hear they have a shot for it"

Example 2

Greg: "man its like 10000 degrees out"

Timmy: "yeah ok guy, better go have your liabetes checked out, won't want that shit spreading"

liabetes by B LEIS June 10, 2007

livabetes 

The opposite of diabetes. What you get from eating non-starchy/sugary low carb foods.

Me: I'm in a low carb diet.

Friend: Dude, you're gonna get livabetes.

livabetes by IYQIYQ2 June 5, 2016