livabetes

The opposite of diabetes. What you get from eating non-starchy/sugary low carb foods.

Me: I'm in a low carb diet.

Friend: Dude, you're gonna get livabetes.

by IYQIYQ2 June 5, 2016

Lieabetes

The inability to tell the truth.

"He never tells the truth. He has lieabetes. Like diabetes but with lies."

by Hillary Rodham Swank November 11, 2013

liabetes

A transferrable disease relating to compulsive lying about any and all subjects. It is said there are 'carriers' of the liabetic gene spread amongst the general public.
Extensive research continues to cure these 'carriers' but thus far the research, based out of Dunedin and Ashburton, has been unsuccessful

Mark: "Hey bro you coming home for this holiday?"
Jason: "Oh nar man I'm staying down south with my mrs Tiff cos she cant get back to Tauranga"
Mark: "Dude you don't even have a girlfriend, this is just like yesterday when you told me you didn't know what a muscle hampster is.... i think you have liabetes"
Jason: "But I never lie"
Mark: "Right there. You are a carrier of liabetes"

by Browntown154 October 14, 2010

Lieabetes

Someone that cannot for the life of them, tell the truth. Everything that comes out if their mouth is a lie

"Matt told me that Ryan hooked up with Amanda, and hoe-wrecker, and then he told me that Ryan was planning on seeing hoe-wrecker again tonight. He makes shit up too much. He needs a shot of truthsulin for his lieabetes

by crzygirl1980 May 14, 2019

liabetes

A disease that is cureable by not being a fucking liar. Everyone has some sort of case of liabetes at one time in their life, some being more severe than others. Severe cases can be treated at your local doctors office where you can get your liabetes shot.

Duster: "Yeah I banged 3 unreal broads last night that I met at the bar"

Timmy: "You took home that swamper with rotting gibbs. You got a bad case of liabetes better go get that shit checked out. I hear they have a shot for it"

Example 2

Greg: "man its like 10000 degrees out"

Timmy: "yeah ok guy, better go have your liabetes checked out, won't want that shit spreading"

by B LEIS June 10, 2007

Liabetes

A condition in which the person simply cannot let the truth. An impulsive liar.

Liar: I heard Joe won the lottery
Person 2: Don't listen to Joe, he has came down with liabetes

by Alexa Burns February 28, 2020

Liabetes

A health condition that refers to someone who can not stop lying. A compulsive liar.

Man 1: "Have you heard, Eesa said he fucked a prostitute in Milan."
Man 2: " Don't believe a word that bastard says, he has liabetes."

by EesasMum June 23, 2023