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livabetes 

The opposite of diabetes. What you get from eating non-starchy/sugary low carb foods.
Me: I'm in a low carb diet.

Friend: Dude, you're gonna get livabetes.
livabetes by IYQIYQ2 June 5, 2016
Words you can keep

Lieabetes 

"He never tells the truth. He has lieabetes. Like diabetes but with lies."
Lieabetes by Hillary Rodham Swank November 11, 2013

liabetes 

A transferrable disease relating to compulsive lying about any and all subjects. It is said there are 'carriers' of the liabetic gene spread amongst the general public.
Extensive research continues to cure these 'carriers' but thus far the research, based out of Dunedin and Ashburton, has been unsuccessful
Mark: "Hey bro you coming home for this holiday?"
Jason: "Oh nar man I'm staying down south with my mrs Tiff cos she cant get back to Tauranga"
Mark: "Dude you don't even have a girlfriend, this is just like yesterday when you told me you didn't know what a muscle hampster is.... i think you have liabetes"
Jason: "But I never lie"
Mark: "Right there. You are a carrier of liabetes"
liabetes by Browntown154 October 14, 2010

Lieabetes 

Someone that cannot for the life of them, tell the truth. Everything that comes out if their mouth is a lie
"Matt told me that Ryan hooked up with Amanda, and hoe-wrecker, and then he told me that Ryan was planning on seeing hoe-wrecker again tonight. He makes shit up too much. He needs a shot of truthsulin for his lieabetes
Lieabetes by crzygirl1980 May 14, 2019

liabetes 

A disease that is cureable by not being a fucking liar. Everyone has some sort of case of liabetes at one time in their life, some being more severe than others. Severe cases can be treated at your local doctors office where you can get your liabetes shot.
Duster: "Yeah I banged 3 unreal broads last night that I met at the bar"

Timmy: "You took home that swamper with rotting gibbs. You got a bad case of liabetes better go get that shit checked out. I hear they have a shot for it"

Example 2

Greg: "man its like 10000 degrees out"

Timmy: "yeah ok guy, better go have your liabetes checked out, won't want that shit spreading"
liabetes by B LEIS June 10, 2007

Liabetes 

A condition in which the person simply cannot let the truth. An impulsive liar.
Liar: I heard Joe won the lottery
Person 2: Don't listen to Joe, he has came down with liabetes
Liabetes by Alexa Burns February 28, 2020

Liabetes 

A health condition that refers to someone who can not stop lying. A compulsive liar.
Man 1: "Have you heard, Eesa said he fucked a prostitute in Milan."
Man 2: " Don't believe a word that bastard says, he has liabetes."
Liabetes by EesasMum June 23, 2023
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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