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self-loading cargo

The passengers on an airplane.
Let's see...all the self-loading cargo strapped in back there?
Right on. Ready for takeoff.
Roger that.

lokai bracelet 

A bracelet that has elements from the highest and lowest points on the earth
White ball - water from Mt. Everest
Black ball - mud from the Dead Sea
Bella- Hey check out my lokai bracelet
Ella- OMG I'm getting the same thing next week!
lokai bracelet by Issabel.a October 5, 2015

Loading the Cannon 

A sexual act where you pry open your partner's butthole and poop into it.
"I'm going out with Becky tonight. Don't come over after 9. I will be loading the cannon."

"I loaded that bitch's cannon last night."

"Dude! Who loaded my sister's cannon last night? There is shit everywhere!"

Lokai Bracelet 

a $18 silicone bracelet that donates money some profit of each bracelet to charities containing
•water from Mt. Everest in the white bead; symbolizes sometimes you're on top of the world, stay humble
•mud from the Dead Sea in the black bead; symbolizes when you hit a low, stay positive
I have the white, blue, pink, red, and purple Lokai Bracelet from the Swank.
Lokai Bracelet by notmaggie September 8, 2016

Musket Loading 

The act a girl performs when the guys dicks not long enough but she wants to get pregnant, so she uses a dildo to force the cum inside her, like a musket.
Him: how's the attempt at getting pregnant.

Her: well my boyfriend's dick isn't long enough so I have to use musket loading to get his cum far enough
Musket Loading by Del Tardo July 2, 2017

hat-loading 

A financial term that allows for extra compensation when a member of staff is required to wear multiple "hats" - hence hat-loading
Dominic asked his manager "Please sir, may I have some hat-loading for this extra role that I've taken on this summer".
"Certainly can!", the manager replied, "You are worth many employees and it is only fair that you be compensated for wearing extra hats".
hat-loading by Nuts21 September 7, 2022