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Paladin on world of warcraft, usually between lvl 1 - 20. on a roleplay server. Who ALWAYS uses OOC chat in /say.
Rayl says: Hello there
Paladin Says: Lo, sup m8?
Rayl whispers: Another loladin ey?
Paladin whispers: WT!F!F?! OMFG !N000B!!11!!1
loladin by Rayl May 15, 2006
Words you can keep
Derogatory term for a Retribution Paladin, dating back to 2011. Paladin's DPS at the time lower than average, making playing the class in a DPS spec the poorer choice over the more useful Healer, or Tanking specs. Players who insisted on the Retribution spec despite the shortcomings were thus referred to as "Loladin," "Retardin," etc.

Although Blizzard have since re-balanced all three Paladin specs, "Loladin" has become more of a nostalgic, affectionate term for Retribution Paladins.
Paladin 1: What spec you been leveling in?
Paladin 2: Loladin..
Loladin by MFaygin July 22, 2018
Used in the game warld of warcraft. A loladin is a Paladin whos trying to deal damage, rather then heal it, or tank it.

While a paladin is very good at doing the last. They are failures at the first "Dealing damage"

They usually dont know anything about their class, what their job, or how to play altogether.

Its also a term used by other Paladins who make fun of any paladin who's trying to dps in the pve side of the game.
Me: "after joining a group" your tanking or healing?
Paladin: i retri, i dps.
Me: oh great.. another loladin.

Paladin A: Whats the new guy's spec? we could really use healers at this point.
Paladin B: no, his a fucking loladin!
Paladin A: god damn it, not another one of those! if we wanted a melee dps we could have gotten a warrior or a rogue!
loladin by Ace38 January 18, 2009
Portmanteau from "LOL" and "Paladin", describing a Blood Elf Paladin within the MMORPG "World of Warcraft".
Mage: Group looking for a healer!
Paladin: OK, I'm a healadin, please invite!
Mage (to team): OMG WTF? A blood elf paladin just whispered me!
Team: OH NOES! Don't invite a loladin plx!
Loladin by Lo-Tekk March 11, 2009

self-loading cargo

The passengers on an airplane.
Let's see...all the self-loading cargo strapped in back there?
Right on. Ready for takeoff.
Roger that.

Loading the Cannon 

A sexual act where you pry open your partner's butthole and poop into it.
"I'm going out with Becky tonight. Don't come over after 9. I will be loading the cannon."

"I loaded that bitch's cannon last night."

"Dude! Who loaded my sister's cannon last night? There is shit everywhere!"

Musket Loading 

The act a girl performs when the guys dicks not long enough but she wants to get pregnant, so she uses a dildo to force the cum inside her, like a musket.
Him: how's the attempt at getting pregnant.

Her: well my boyfriend's dick isn't long enough so I have to use musket loading to get his cum far enough
Musket Loading by Del Tardo July 2, 2017
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2. Movie

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3. Situation/Person/Decision

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Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
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Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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