Loit
Loit by Good Christian Boi January 2, 2018
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loit
A derogotory term coined in Northern Philadelphia referring to the act of loitering. Usually in context with the African American race but does not exclude other races. Usually taking place near the area of corner stores, Crown Fried Chickens, gas stations and any other place worthy of begging for change.
Loit
Loit by User2937)361@11@ November 22, 2021
the loitering giraffe
a sexual position similar to 3 monks in a barrel but with altogether more turpentine. if you have a spare bed sheet, 4 lbs of butter, and a complete lack of self respect and oral hygiene give it a try.
i attempted the loitering giraffe last night, i cant feel the right side of my face....and i'll never be able to hear the laughter of children again....oh the horror.....
the loitering giraffe by a gentle manne of leisure September 1, 2010
locker room loiterer
the act of using locker rooms as a hang out and for purposes other than changing clothes and showering.
Did you see that man in the YMCA locker room? His dick was so old and decrepit.
Man, thats gay as hell. I thought I told you to stop being a locker room loiterer.
C'mon dude, he was flossing his asshole with his towel and blow drying his ballsack.
That doesn't matter.
Man, thats gay as hell. I thought I told you to stop being a locker room loiterer.
C'mon dude, he was flossing his asshole with his towel and blow drying his ballsack.
That doesn't matter.
locker room loiterer by TwentyFiveToLife March 3, 2011
File Loitering
File Loitering by Brandon Palmer August 26, 2009
Loitering
Loitering by People Litterer May 24, 2016
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