Logistic

Hilarious; tends to be used in a group linked to Michigan

“Bruh, that joke was so logistic.”

by Loyalixre August 17, 2019

logistitard

anyone who simply can't figure out how to be on time at the right place

"Michael was not only late, but he even went to the wrong restaurant - he's such a logistitard..."

by psyCohn December 8, 2009

logistics

the transportation and shipment of goods

Instead of saying I was a paperboy I said I was in media logistics for 5 years, so I got the job as C.E.O.

by [e-mail] June 8, 2004

Logistics

The specific or technical details of how something occurs.

For example, the logistics of a vacation to Florida might include finding a ticket online, choosing a layover to save money, knowing what to pack, determining what to do with your car and who will meet you at the airport, the day to day packings of lunch, and so on.

Logistics is often used the refer specifically to supply chain and transportation, but this is not always the case.

We'll figure out the logistics later.

What are the logistics of your life these days?
Oh, I'm still looking for a job, but mostly play video games. I got up at 11 today and I need to buy milk.

by cinf December 26, 2020

Cold Legistics

Makers of Dope Hip Hop Beats.

Ayo did you peep that new Ozee track Produced by Cold Legistics?

by Cold Legistics August 20, 2008

logisticize

To work out details or a schedule; to make a plan in detail; to finalize the logistics of an appointment, a meeting or an engagement.

There will be a big crowd at the concert, so we'd better logisticize." "Let's logisticize now, so there's no confusion later."

by Mike the Knife December 2, 2010

Perennial Boner Logistics

A complex schematic outline or diagram teaching a man how to get and keep a solid hard on for an extensive period of time.

No dude I can't hang out tonight, I have to watch a DVD on PERENNIAL BONER LOGISTICS. Im having a hard time getting it up and keeping it there too.

by psylence July 11, 2015