logged on

when someone shits on you, you have been logged on

Peter logged on me today

logged on by kermit999 October 25, 2009

Get legged on 

To be beaten exceptionally in any sense

“ yeah bro he’s gonna get legged on if he’s not careful ”

Get legged on by Liberalslayer289 May 29, 2023

Three-legged Race on Wheels

An unweildy situation; a cunundrum; a disorganized even

How was the concert?

It was like a three-legged race on wheels, everything went wrong

Three-legged Race on Wheels by BaveT March 4, 2009

happy as a one legged Leso on a pogo stick 

Very happy.

How are you going Johnno?””Great,in fact I’m as happy as a one legged Leso on a pogo stick”

happy as a one legged Leso on a pogo stick by cat518 January 25, 2025

one legged skid 

the act of balancing awkwardly on one leg while throwing your arms around in wild fashion simultaneously skidding across a slippery surface. usually attributed to flip flop wearing during a rainy day, or pants with excessive fabric. also accompanied by epiphany of impending death.

did you just see that one legged skid i did on that wet floor? my life flashed before my eyes! i knew i should not have worn these massive pants with flip flops!

one legged skid by jessicool August 30, 2008

A one legged man in an arse kicking contest. 

To describe a useless object or person.

About as useful as a one legged man in an arse kicking contest...

A one legged man in an arse kicking contest. by hteb78 November 27, 2012

One Legged Pirate 

during the Climax of a Blowjob, you cum in her left eye and Kick her as hard as you can in the right leg. Causing her to Jump on one leg covering her eye yelling "AARRGG" like a pirate.

After giving that hoe a one legged pirate I told her to get her ass back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich

One Legged Pirate by Phillips987 July 2, 2009