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friends in high places

friends in high places is when your mates decide to take the drug marujana, maybe in Amsterdam, Holland where it is legal and you are stood outside looking in....you have friends in high places :)
wow! look in there freddie and tommy are totally out of it...yes you could say we have friends in high places
by kermit999 November 22, 2011
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date and slate

When you go on a date with someone and you end up not liking them, you slag them off to your friends etc, this is called 'date and slate'
I went out with a right awful person last night, they were this....they were that.... in fact what you might call a 'date and slate'
by kermit999 June 30, 2011
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greet and meat

To make love or just a one night shag, is to greet the person then use your penis to meat them, shortened version is to greet and meat them (normally used as meet and greet)
Hey last night I had a one night stand we met and shagged just like a greet and meat!
by kermit999 June 28, 2011
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going over to the darkside

A man that turns gay....or a man that has anal sex with another person
by kermit999 June 19, 2011
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cummin through on red

cummin through on red, is when you have sex with a woman who's on her period and also means as you know running a red traffic light!
'I'm on my period' don't worry I'm still cummin through on red!
by kermit999 June 16, 2011
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Gap Gape Year

a female student that is so sexually active in taking her Gap Year that it becomes a Gap Gape Year!
Wow that's the 5th guy she has been with in one week, she certainly is starting to enjoy her Gap Gape Year!
by kermit999 June 4, 2011
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we meet, we mate, we disintegrate!

we meet, we mate, we disintegrate! this is exactly what is says we meet someone we have a sexual encounter then eventually we die...the basics of life!
we meet, we mate, we disintegrate! this is exactly what is says we meet someone we have a sexual encounter then eventually we die...the basics of life!
by kermit999 November 26, 2010
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