kermit999's definitions

Dial a Ride

To phone up a prostitute for a passionate night etc

Hi I'm phoning up because I need your Dial a Ride service

by kermit999 October 18, 2009

Alter your Ring Tone

You can alter your Ring Tone by squeezing the cheeks of your arse together!!

To 'Alter your Ring Tone' As you fart squeeze the cheeks of your arse together, this alters your ring tone??

by kermit999 October 23, 2009

Penguin Stroke

Partial masterbation by a prostitute

Prostitute masterbates you with your pants down, just as your going to ejaculate she walks off... resulting in you chasing her whilst your pants are down... she has given you the Penguin Stroke

by kermit999 October 24, 2009

logged on

when someone shits on you, you have been logged on

Peter logged on me today

by kermit999 October 25, 2009

we meet, we mate, we disintegrate!

we meet, we mate, we disintegrate! this is exactly what is says we meet someone we have a sexual encounter then eventually we die...the basics of life!

we meet, we mate, we disintegrate! this is exactly what is says we meet someone we have a sexual encounter then eventually we die...the basics of life!

by kermit999 November 26, 2010

tarred with the same bush

When one catches a dose of the clap from a sexual partner

Hey mate I just slept with your girlfriend and we both have caught the clap, you could say we've been 'tarred with the same BUSH'

by kermit999 June 12, 2010

Gap Gape Year

a female student that is so sexually active in taking her Gap Year that it becomes a Gap Gape Year!

Wow that's the 5th guy she has been with in one week, she certainly is starting to enjoy her Gap Gape Year!

by kermit999 June 4, 2011