we meet, we mate, we disintegrate! this is exactly what is says we meet someone we have a sexual encounter then eventually we die...the basics of life!
we meet, we mate, we disintegrate! this is exactly what is says we meet someone we have a sexual encounter then eventually we die...the basics of life!
by kermit999 November 24, 2010
Love do you mind me going over to the darkside?
by kermit999 June 19, 2011
To 'Alter your Ring Tone' As you fart squeeze the cheeks of your arse together, this alters your ring tone??
by kermit999 October 23, 2009
friends in high places is when your mates decide to take the drug marujana, maybe in Amsterdam, Holland where it is legal and you are stood outside looking in....you have friends in high places :)
wow! look in there freddie and tommy are totally out of it...yes you could say we have friends in high places
by kermit999 June 05, 2011
by kermit999 October 25, 2009
Prostitute masterbates you with your pants down, just as your going to ejaculate she walks off... resulting in you chasing her whilst your pants are down... she has given you the Penguin Stroke
by kermit999 October 24, 2009
by kermit999 October 18, 2009