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Definitions by kermit999

friends in high places

friends in high places is when your mates decide to take the drug marujana, maybe in Amsterdam, Holland where it is legal and you are stood outside looking in....you have friends in high places :)
wow! look in there freddie and tommy are totally out of it...yes you could say we have friends in high places
friends in high places by kermit999 November 22, 2011

date and slate 

When you go on a date with someone and you end up not liking them, you slag them off to your friends etc, this is called 'date and slate'
I went out with a right awful person last night, they were this....they were that.... in fact what you might call a 'date and slate'
date and slate by kermit999 June 30, 2011

greet and meat

To make love or just a one night shag, is to greet the person then use your penis to meat them, shortened version is to greet and meat them (normally used as meet and greet)
Hey last night I had a one night stand we met and shagged just like a greet and meat!
greet and meat by kermit999 June 28, 2011

going over to the darkside 

A man that turns gay....or a man that has anal sex with another person
Love do you mind me going over to the darkside?

cummin through on red 

cummin through on red, is when you have sex with a woman who's on her period and also means as you know running a red traffic light!
'I'm on my period' don't worry I'm still cummin through on red!

Gap Gape Year 

a female student that is so sexually active in taking her Gap Year that it becomes a Gap Gape Year!
Wow that's the 5th guy she has been with in one week, she certainly is starting to enjoy her Gap Gape Year!
Gap Gape Year by kermit999 June 4, 2011

we meet, we mate, we disintegrate! 

we meet, we mate, we disintegrate! this is exactly what is says we meet someone we have a sexual encounter then eventually we die...the basics of life!
we meet, we mate, we disintegrate! this is exactly what is says we meet someone we have a sexual encounter then eventually we die...the basics of life!