logged on

when someone shits on you, you have been logged on
Peter logged on me today
by kermit999 October 25, 2009
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friends in high places

friends in high places is when your mates decide to take the drug marujana, maybe in Amsterdam, Holland where it is legal and you are stood outside looking in....you have friends in high places :)
wow! look in there freddie and tommy are totally out of it...yes you could say we have friends in high places
by kermit999 June 05, 2011
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we meet, we mate, we disintegrate! this is exactly what is says we meet someone we have a sexual encounter then eventually we die...the basics of life!
we meet, we mate, we disintegrate! this is exactly what is says we meet someone we have a sexual encounter then eventually we die...the basics of life!
by kermit999 November 24, 2010
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Alter your Ring Tone

You can alter your Ring Tone by squeezing the cheeks of your arse together!!
To 'Alter your Ring Tone' As you fart squeeze the cheeks of your arse together, this alters your ring tone??
by kermit999 October 23, 2009
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going over to the darkside

A man that turns gay....or a man that has anal sex with another person
Love do you mind me going over to the darkside?
by kermit999 June 19, 2011
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Gap Gape Year

a female student that is so sexually active in taking her Gap Year that it becomes a Gap Gape Year!
Wow that's the 5th guy she has been with in one week, she certainly is starting to enjoy her Gap Gape Year!
by kermit999 May 11, 2011
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greet and meat

To make love or just a one night shag, is to greet the person then use your penis to meat them, shortened version is to greet and meat them (normally used as meet and greet)
Hey last night I had a one night stand we met and shagged just like a greet and meat!
by kermit999 June 26, 2011
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