kermit999's definitions

Dial a Ride

To phone up a prostitute for a passionate night etc

Hi I'm phoning up because I need your Dial a Ride service

by kermit999 October 18, 2009

Alter your Ring Tone

You can alter your Ring Tone by squeezing the cheeks of your arse together!!

To 'Alter your Ring Tone' As you fart squeeze the cheeks of your arse together, this alters your ring tone??

by kermit999 October 23, 2009

Penguin Stroke

Partial masterbation by a prostitute

Prostitute masterbates you with your pants down, just as your going to ejaculate she walks off... resulting in you chasing her whilst your pants are down... she has given you the Penguin Stroke

by kermit999 October 24, 2009

logged on

when someone shits on you, you have been logged on

Peter logged on me today

by kermit999 October 25, 2009

muff bluffer

when a woman is a bit of a prick teaser

muff bluffer is another name for a woman that's a bit of a prick teaser!

by kermit999 December 15, 2009

happy stressmass

wishing someone a happy stressmass is recognition that chrismas is a very stressful time of year??

Instead of wishing Happy Christmas try Happy Stressmass for a different reply from your friends

by kermit999 December 25, 2009

we meet, we mate, we disintegrate!

we meet, we mate, we disintegrate! this is exactly what is says we meet someone we have a sexual encounter then eventually we die...the basics of life!

we meet, we mate, we disintegrate! this is exactly what is says we meet someone we have a sexual encounter then eventually we die...the basics of life!

by kermit999 November 26, 2010