log_n 

epic minecraft gamer very good at game

log_n is so good at game!!!

no hes a fucking lagger and is only good cus of his ping

log_n by bickboi143 March 10, 2021

Log N' Hide

Similar in concept to the Shout N' Run but in this case the person logs on and right away procededs to ignore any incoming messages to turn on their away message and dissapear into the void.

Phylor 12: *logs on*
Sega Slayer: Hey, Phylor! I have to tell you something important! Its a good thing you signed on!
Auto Reply from Phylor 12: I'm away from my computer right now...
Sega Slayer: WHAT!? No you aren't! You just signed on! I know you have to be there to sign on!
Sega Slayer: Phylor! I'm not fucking stupid! Do you really think I'm falling for this!?
Phylor 12: (three days later) Oh, hi...

Log N' Hide by Sega Slayer February 10, 2007

log n fog 

the act of smoking weed while taking a dump

brb dude, gotta do a log n fog

log n fog by CR33PINGxD3ATHx November 30, 2017

Dog 'N Log 

Dog it and log it is a phrase in similar vain to such phrases as "bag it and tag it" or "hump it and dump it". In this case, a guy gets a dirty dog out with a chick, typically of a drunken nature, and subsequently records the details of said dogging in a log of some kind.

Bill took a seat in front of the fireplace of his personal library. After putting his glasses on, he logged the dirty details of the previous night's debaucherous encounter.

Bro 1: Yo bro, did you get the dog out with that whore Stacy last night?
Bro 2:Yea bro, I dogged it and logged it.
Both: Dog 'N Log!

Dog 'N Log by DogMaster3000 November 24, 2011

Dog n' log 

Having sex while the female defacates

Gave my wife a dog n' log last night

Dog n' log by Shitwhisker July 21, 2019

Log Neck Monster

To take a hot log on the neck of an unsuspecting person who is asleep or has just passed out through over consumption of alcohol. Take a picture and leave the Log to set rock hard like a collar around their neck over night. Post on the internet and wait for them to awake in the morning to the horror of the Log Neck Monster.

Ive jut released a Log Neck Monster on Cunny :-)

Log Neck Monster by Lee Hughes January 18, 2009

console.log(null); 

Logs 'null'

Me: console.log(null);
Console: null

console.log(null); by saloema October 10, 2021