lofland

Is the last name of Champions and there black one too it is a Irish last name so grab your Celtic knots n shut the fuck up because we in this bitch

Yo did you know Lebron James and Floyd May-weather are Lofland’s Yo.

lofland by Lofland November 25, 2017

andrew lofland 

A person that is best friends with Sydney Ahlstrom and his girlfriend is Vanessa Miller (He's a nerd of the flash and other things)

Omg look it's Andrew lofland!

andrew lofland by Sydney grace January 15, 2018

Lowlands 

A huge international festival in the Netherlands. It's really famous and lots of good artists come to this festival.

''Hey, do you already have plans for the summer?''
"Yeah, I saved some money for Lowlands man!''
''No shit that's awesome!''

Lowlands by MILK- September 26, 2011

lolland 

It's like Holland, but with more lol.

Billy: Where's that kid from?
Susie: Lolland, it's a subsidiary of Holland or something.
Billy: ghey.
Susie: lolcano!

lolland by DarkSkies July 16, 2008

Lowland Swapzies 

When you show up to an Internet transaction for an item and get robbed.

We're going to play Lowland Swapzies and I'm going to leave with your scratch and my dirt bike.

Lowland Swapzies by Cossack Raider May 18, 2016

Western Lowland Gorilla 

The western lowland gorilla (Gorilla gorilla gorilla) is one of two subspecies of the western gorilla (Gorilla gorilla) that lives in montane, primary and secondary forest and lowland swampland in central Africa in Angola, Cameroon, Central African Republic, Republic of the Congo, Democratic Republic of the Congo, Equatorial Guinea and Gabon. It is the nominate subspecies of the western gorilla, and the smallest of the four gorilla subspecies.

ME: *Getting chased by gorilla"*RUN!!! IT'S A GORILLA GORILLA GORILLA!!!

FRIEND: w-what?

ME: A WESTERN LOWLAND GORILLA! JUST FUCKING RUN!!!

Western Lowland Gorilla by CrashBox May 24, 2020

Lowlander 

1. The opposite of a Highlander in terms of neck vulnerability.

2. An individual whose neck is impervious to injury or heals itself quickly, possibly to the point where the head is not detachable from the body.

3. Opponent to Highlander philosophy that there can be only One. Why not two, or three?

4. A martial arts move in which one's own neck is employed as an offensive weapon against an opponent.

Cam was not quite 14 years old when he first fractured his neck. It was at this point when he first suspected that he might be a Lowlander.

Had Christopher Reeve been a Lowlander, you would never have heard about him after after 1993.

Did you see that? That guy just lowlandered the shit out of those honkies.

Lowlander by Kelly McFartypants April 30, 2010