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andrew lofland 

A person that is best friends with Sydney Ahlstrom and his girlfriend is Vanessa Miller (He's a nerd of the flash and other things)
andrew lofland by Sydney grace January 15, 2018

Lowlands 

A huge international festival in the Netherlands. It's really famous and lots of good artists come to this festival.
''Hey, do you already have plans for the summer?''
"Yeah, I saved some money for Lowlands man!''
''No shit that's awesome!''
Lowlands by MILK- September 26, 2011
It's like Holland, but with more lol.
Billy: Where's that kid from?
Susie: Lolland, it's a subsidiary of Holland or something.
Billy: ghey.
Susie: lolcano!
lolland by DarkSkies July 16, 2008

Lowland Swapzies 

When you show up to an Internet transaction for an item and get robbed.
We're going to play Lowland Swapzies and I'm going to leave with your scratch and my dirt bike.

Western Lowland Gorilla 

The western lowland gorilla (Gorilla gorilla gorilla) is one of two subspecies of the western gorilla (Gorilla gorilla) that lives in montane, primary and secondary forest and lowland swampland in central Africa in Angola, Cameroon, Central African Republic, Republic of the Congo, Democratic Republic of the Congo, Equatorial Guinea and Gabon. It is the nominate subspecies of the western gorilla, and the smallest of the four gorilla subspecies.
ME: *Getting chased by gorilla"*RUN!!! IT'S A GORILLA GORILLA GORILLA!!!

FRIEND: w-what?

ME: A WESTERN LOWLAND GORILLA! JUST FUCKING RUN!!!

Lowlander 

1. The opposite of a Highlander in terms of neck vulnerability.

2. An individual whose neck is impervious to injury or heals itself quickly, possibly to the point where the head is not detachable from the body.

3. Opponent to Highlander philosophy that there can be only One. Why not two, or three?

4. A martial arts move in which one's own neck is employed as an offensive weapon against an opponent.
Cam was not quite 14 years old when he first fractured his neck. It was at this point when he first suspected that he might be a Lowlander.

Had Christopher Reeve been a Lowlander, you would never have heard about him after after 1993.

Did you see that? That guy just lowlandered the shit out of those honkies.
Lowlander by Kelly McFartypants April 30, 2010
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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