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Is the last name of Champions and there black one too it is a Irish last name so grab your Celtic knots n shut the fuck up because we in this bitch
Yo did you know Lebron James and Floyd May-weather are Lofland’s Yo.
lofland by Lofland November 25, 2017
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andrew lofland 

A person that is best friends with Sydney Ahlstrom and his girlfriend is Vanessa Miller (He's a nerd of the flash and other things)
Omg look it's Andrew lofland!
andrew lofland by Sydney grace January 15, 2018

Lowlands 

A huge international festival in the Netherlands. It's really famous and lots of good artists come to this festival.
''Hey, do you already have plans for the summer?''
"Yeah, I saved some money for Lowlands man!''
''No shit that's awesome!''
Lowlands by MILK- September 26, 2011
It's like Holland, but with more lol.
Billy: Where's that kid from?
Susie: Lolland, it's a subsidiary of Holland or something.
Billy: ghey.
Susie: lolcano!
lolland by DarkSkies July 16, 2008

Lowland Swapzies 

When you show up to an Internet transaction for an item and get robbed.
We're going to play Lowland Swapzies and I'm going to leave with your scratch and my dirt bike.

Western Lowland Gorilla 

The western lowland gorilla (Gorilla gorilla gorilla) is one of two subspecies of the western gorilla (Gorilla gorilla) that lives in montane, primary and secondary forest and lowland swampland in central Africa in Angola, Cameroon, Central African Republic, Republic of the Congo, Democratic Republic of the Congo, Equatorial Guinea and Gabon. It is the nominate subspecies of the western gorilla, and the smallest of the four gorilla subspecies.
ME: *Getting chased by gorilla"*RUN!!! IT'S A GORILLA GORILLA GORILLA!!!

FRIEND: w-what?

ME: A WESTERN LOWLAND GORILLA! JUST FUCKING RUN!!!

Lowlander 

1. The opposite of a Highlander in terms of neck vulnerability.

2. An individual whose neck is impervious to injury or heals itself quickly, possibly to the point where the head is not detachable from the body.

3. Opponent to Highlander philosophy that there can be only One. Why not two, or three?

4. A martial arts move in which one's own neck is employed as an offensive weapon against an opponent.
Cam was not quite 14 years old when he first fractured his neck. It was at this point when he first suspected that he might be a Lowlander.

Had Christopher Reeve been a Lowlander, you would never have heard about him after after 1993.

Did you see that? That guy just lowlandered the shit out of those honkies.
Lowlander by Kelly McFartypants April 30, 2010
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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