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Lowlander 

1. The opposite of a Highlander in terms of neck vulnerability.

2. An individual whose neck is impervious to injury or heals itself quickly, possibly to the point where the head is not detachable from the body.

3. Opponent to Highlander philosophy that there can be only One. Why not two, or three?

4. A martial arts move in which one's own neck is employed as an offensive weapon against an opponent.
Cam was not quite 14 years old when he first fractured his neck. It was at this point when he first suspected that he might be a Lowlander.

Had Christopher Reeve been a Lowlander, you would never have heard about him after after 1993.

Did you see that? That guy just lowlandered the shit out of those honkies.
Lowlander by Kelly McFartypants April 30, 2010
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losanderson 

Located in South Carolina where all the rappers will and can make it! Home of JuggMoney

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As JuggMoney said "Welcome to LosAnderson we are home"
R.I.P Jugg we going to jug 4ever
Where are you from?
The 864 LosAnderson
losanderson by LosAnderson December 2, 2014

lowhangers 

Refers to a type of scrotum that is loose, long, and fleshy. The ballsac prominently descends, unlike the more average snug sac. This scrotum type can make more of an impression by slapping against a sex partner's chin, anus, etc. Often referred to as a 'set of' referring to the matched pair of balls in a typical nutsac. (It's normal for them to dangle at unequal lengths.)
Look at the set of lowhangers on him! I'd love to roll them around in my mouth and then feel them slapping against my tits when he stands in front of me and fucks my face.

He sat gingerly on the cold bus station bench to avoid traumatizing his lowhangers which were protected only by the thin barrier of his loose nylon running shorts.
lowhangers by mr pinky June 24, 2007

Lelander 

man with a hulk like penis
He's such a Lelander, he needs magnums.
Lelander by lelanderlover October 5, 2010

Lowlands 

A huge international festival in the Netherlands. It's really famous and lots of good artists come to this festival.
''Hey, do you already have plans for the summer?''
"Yeah, I saved some money for Lowlands man!''
''No shit that's awesome!''
Lowlands by MILK- September 26, 2011

Lindsay Lowhangers 

A guy with low hanging balls, that slap your ass when you get banged from behind..... Low hanging balls, teabag etc.
One could say a guy with low hanging balls, or nuts has lindsay lowhangers.
Lindsay Lowhangers by Tarot73 December 15, 2011

Lowland Swapzies 

When you show up to an Internet transaction for an item and get robbed.
We're going to play Lowland Swapzies and I'm going to leave with your scratch and my dirt bike.