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lolipopcock 

A cock that tastes like a lolipop. A cock that you never get tired of sucking on because it tastes so good.
I know my friend Jeff must think I'm a slut. I'm not really, he is just superlicious with a lolipopcock! No matter how much I get, I can never get enough!
lolipopcock by Jolielicious April 2, 2007
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When a girl is so skinny making her head look too big for her body so she looks like a lollipop.
Caroline is cute, but shes a borderline lolipop, i need a girl with a little meat on her bones.
lolipop by minagastrostefano March 7, 2012

lolipopguildophobia 

the fear of midgets
I hate midgets they scare me.

Jesus h christ you have lolipopguildophobia
lolipopguildophobia by sandhamwhich November 25, 2013
1. Edible artificially sweetened substance on a stick used for eating.
2. A whore's best friend.

Wollypop.., lolly,.. etc.
1. Daddy gave me a lolipop after I sucked his wang.
2. My lolipop and I will be having some fun tonight.
Lolipop by despair July 22, 2004

Lolipopping 

The act of pulling down your pants and cramming your penis into a random strangers mouth and walking away.
Dude, i saw a midget in the mall! I just had to lolipop her!" "You have got to stop lolipopping!
Lolipopping by garuru0 January 2, 2011
a guys penis like refered in 50 cents song candy shop
i let u lick the lolipop
lolipop by jondylanc May 13, 2005
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