LFIPO

Let's fuckin' IPO.

Used to convey an urgent desire to get rich by IPOing in a frothy market, before it's too late.

"Snowflake's valuation doubled after they went public?? LFIPO!"

LFIPO by lukeknep December 9, 2020

LFIPO

Let's fuckin' IPO.

Used to convey an urgent desire to get rich by IPOing in a frothy market, before it's too late.

"Snowflake's valuation doubled after they went public?? LFIPO!"

LFIPO by lukeknep December 9, 2020

Computer liposuction 

This term was created for people on social media who alter their selfies to make themselves look better. Photo shopping mass quantities of lard from their bodies so people will believe they aren't fat blobs.

Damn bro, Jaime was looking fine in her Facebook profile picture. Too bad she had some computer liposuction done!!

Computer liposuction by Bada Bing Martin October 21, 2015

lipoff 

someone who talks out their ass

That Lipoff won't shut up about the news.

lipoff by Jewy Louie Bullshit October 16, 2008

lipostuffin 

The opposite of liposuction, lipostuffin is when a person actually goes through a process to gain fat instead of losing it. Although lipostuffin can be used in reference to anyone attempting to gain fat it is specifically used for those who are attracted to larger individuals, and wish to see them pack on a few extra pounds in order to increase their sex appeal.

Normal Friend: That girl over there is a total babe.

Fat Loving Friend: Yeah she's alright she could use some lipostuffin before I'd go for her though.

lipostuffin by woo!party December 31, 2009

Lipotrichogymnoxenophobia

The fear of fat, hairy, naked strangers.

*Flying flab*
Jim: "AARGH!"
John: "What?"
Jim: "A fat hairy naked guy!"
John: "?!"
Jim: "I have lipotrichogymnoxenophobia, the fear of fat hairy naked strangers."
John: *shudders* "Doesn't everyone?"

Lipotrichogymnoxenophobia by MEEZ! May 6, 2010

lipo-BJ

When a girl sucks the fat off your dick

the man lost a pound of meat off his dick from the lipo-BJ

lipo-BJ by mgPOW August 4, 2010