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Loeka is the name of the most amazing person on planet earth. While they can sometimes shut someone out completely, they are a very kind and loving person. If you don’t do any harm to them or there close friends you should be fine and they will not try to kill you. If you do however try to hurt one of there loved ones, they will be ready for a fight and they will definitely win. They have the power to one day rule the world and should therefore be listened to and trusted if they give advice.
You should always keep a “loeka” close, they will come in handy.
loeka by Senna b November 21, 2021
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Lockachini 

An easy win or a clear no lose situation. Where the one whom uttered "Chini", is undoubtedly for-seeing subsequence circumstances in any walks of life. Only to be articulated if there is absolute certainty of forthcoming.

Part of Speech: Noun

Origin: Fanduel
"Yo Ravens are +2 -110 tonight! Thats a fucking Chini."
"Yo Sportivo is 0-0 against Cordoba in the 34th. Should we Nuke the undy at 1.5? Thats a lockachini!"
"BC Beroe Women are +29.5, is that a chini?"

"For sure bretheren,. let us throw the mortgage."
Lockachini by King Chini October 27, 2022
Related Words
loeka • loek • Leka • Loka • lolkay • Lieka • Locka • looka • lookability • leekaa

Joaquín Archivaldo Guzmán Loera 

The biggest pussy on Earth. Made up a fake make believe cartel because he was scared for his life cuz he probably couldnt handle the effects of marijuana. Also calls himself el chapo or in English "The midget".
Human 1: Fuck Joaquín Archivaldo Guzmán Loera

Human 2: Fuck El Chapo.

Human 3: Fuck Spicxaco

Everybody on Earth: HELL YEA!

Loukas Smith

Says mommy during sex
"You like that Loukas Smith?"
"Oh yes MOMMY!"
"WHAT!?"
"uhhhhh... Nothing!"
Loukas Smith by SinJinBinBen May 16, 2019

lokai bracelet 

A bracelet that has elements from the highest and lowest points on the earth
White ball - water from Mt. Everest
Black ball - mud from the Dead Sea
Bella- Hey check out my lokai bracelet
Ella- OMG I'm getting the same thing next week!
lokai bracelet by Issabel.a October 5, 2015

Loukas Smith

A kid who is bad a Rainbow 6 Siege, but thinks he's good.
Kid: I'm so good a rainbow 6 siege!
Other Kid: No you're not stop being a Loukas Smith
Loukas Smith by SinJinBinBen February 4, 2019
Use when one says "okay" to a statement while completely doubting the statement. Usually follows with a scoff.
PersonWho'sHadTooManyRelationships: I'm going to go though this year with no relationships!
Another Person: lolkay.
lolkay by JuJSh November 17, 2007
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
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murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

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