loeka

Loeka is the name of the most amazing person on planet earth. While they can sometimes shut someone out completely, they are a very kind and loving person. If you don’t do any harm to them or there close friends you should be fine and they will not try to kill you. If you do however try to hurt one of there loved ones, they will be ready for a fight and they will definitely win. They have the power to one day rule the world and should therefore be listened to and trusted if they give advice.

You should always keep a “loeka” close, they will come in handy.

by Senna b November 21, 2021

Lockachini

An easy win or a clear no lose situation. Where the one whom uttered "Chini", is undoubtedly for-seeing subsequence circumstances in any walks of life. Only to be articulated if there is absolute certainty of forthcoming.

Part of Speech: Noun

Origin: Fanduel

"Yo Ravens are +2 -110 tonight! Thats a fucking Chini."
"Yo Sportivo is 0-0 against Cordoba in the 34th. Should we Nuke the undy at 1.5? Thats a lockachini!"
"BC Beroe Women are +29.5, is that a chini?"

"For sure bretheren,. let us throw the mortgage."

by King Chini October 27, 2022

Joaquín Archivaldo Guzmán Loera

The biggest pussy on Earth. Made up a fake make believe cartel because he was scared for his life cuz he probably couldnt handle the effects of marijuana. Also calls himself el chapo or in English "The midget".

Human 1: Fuck Joaquín Archivaldo Guzmán Loera

Human 2: Fuck El Chapo.

Human 3: Fuck Spicxaco

Everybody on Earth: HELL YEA!

by Real life gangsta $ December 6, 2021

Loukas Smith

Says mommy during sex

"You like that Loukas Smith?"
"Oh yes MOMMY!"
"WHAT!?"
"uhhhhh... Nothing!"

by SinJinBinBen May 16, 2019

lokai bracelet

A bracelet that has elements from the highest and lowest points on the earth
White ball - water from Mt. Everest
Black ball - mud from the Dead Sea

Bella- Hey check out my lokai bracelet
Ella- OMG I'm getting the same thing next week!

by Issabel.a October 5, 2015

Loukas Smith

A kid who is bad a Rainbow 6 Siege, but thinks he's good.

Kid: I'm so good a rainbow 6 siege!
Other Kid: No you're not stop being a Loukas Smith

by SinJinBinBen February 4, 2019

lolkay

Use when one says "okay" to a statement while completely doubting the statement. Usually follows with a scoff.

PersonWho'sHadTooManyRelationships: I'm going to go though this year with no relationships!
Another Person: lolkay.

by JuJSh November 17, 2007