locker talk
locker talk by MsytiWolf November 29, 2016
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Locker Room Talk
Any manner of conversation that polite society dictates be held privately - with small groups of like-minded, similarly gendered peers - due to its sexually charged language, situations or innuendos.
When the girls all met up for cocktails on Friday, Gertrude really wanted to tell Chloe and Francine about the threesome she and Nancy had with Jimmy last weekend, but Nancy convinced her that a fancy uptown bar wasn't the place for that kind of locker room talk.
Through the walls Tom could hear his teenage son and his friends talking excitedly about who was going to get laid first and he smiled as he remembered that kind of locker room talk from his own youth.
This one guy on the train kept talking to his friend about getting a blow job in the bathroom at Chili's last night and he was really loud so finally I barked at him to "Save the locker room talk for somewhere else!".
Through the walls Tom could hear his teenage son and his friends talking excitedly about who was going to get laid first and he smiled as he remembered that kind of locker room talk from his own youth.
This one guy on the train kept talking to his friend about getting a blow job in the bathroom at Chili's last night and he was really loud so finally I barked at him to "Save the locker room talk for somewhere else!".
Locker Room Talk by dylanfreak007 March 29, 2017
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Locker Room Talk
The crude, vulgar, offensive and often sexual trade of comments guys pass to each other, usually in high school locker rooms. Exists solely for the purpose of male comedy and is not meant to be taken seriously.
Jenny overheard me calling her a cum dumpster when I was out with the guys last night. I told her it was just locker room talk and she totally forgot about it.
Locker Room Talk by SpyderNinja July 29, 2009
Locker Room Talk
1. Noun. A primary communication method of United States President Donald Trump
2. Noun. One of the dankest hardcore rave beats ever written, by God's gift to humanity, the outside agency.
2. Noun. One of the dankest hardcore rave beats ever written, by God's gift to humanity, the outside agency.
Dude 1: Dude! We should totally go to some abandoned warehouse and listen to Locker Room Talk while getting plastered , loud enough that our ears bleed!
Dude 2: Fuck yea homeslice
Dude 2: Fuck yea homeslice
Locker Room Talk by LivingDeadMemes September 13, 2017
Lockerstalk
Dude, I was lockerstalking you yesterday! Where were you?
Man, I hate it when she lockerstalks me. Seriously, give me some time alone.
Ugh, my lockerstalker's there again. Let's just leave.
Man, I hate it when she lockerstalks me. Seriously, give me some time alone.
Ugh, my lockerstalker's there again. Let's just leave.
Lockerstalk by the Appendix November 28, 2011
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