lock wood

1. A gay couple having sex.
2. The action of straight people shaking hands.

1.

Gay guy 1: Hey man, wanna lock wood.
Gay guy 2: Sure but I get to go on top
2. 'we made up and locked wood'.

by jockass November 20, 2009

wood locked

When you get a boner at your desk and cannot get up.

I totally got wood locked after looking at naked pics of your mom.

by Medfordscum January 31, 2017