CA

Choadaholics anonymous is an organization for women addicted to sucking choads.

'You're a serious addict'.
'I swear i'm going to see CA'.

by Jockass March 14, 2009

Al Boring

The feeling you get when you hear an annoying environmentalist going on and on about global warming.

On the news I heard them talking so much about global warming. It's a scam and it's Al Boring.

by jockass December 23, 2009

George W Obama

What is said by libertarians to describe their feelings about the dumb, big government new president.

Michael Moore: Barack Obama shows a victory for socialism and a move towards socialized medicine.
Ron Paul: Are you kidding! George W Obama is a horrible president. He supported the bailouts! Hes an insane leftist.

by jockass July 04, 2009

Eejit

Idiot. Scottish and Irish slang for idiot. What did you think?

By looking up eejit you are an eejit.

by Jockass April 09, 2009

Quetror

To kill someone with butterfly and shove them up a drainpipe.

'You should quetror that dickheid'.

by Jockass March 14, 2009

@name

The thing you put at the start of a comment replying to someone on Youtube. You don't actually put name in it but you replace it with their username.

@namewaster
That was an awful video.

by jockass February 08, 2010

lock wood

1. A gay couple having sex.
2. The action of straight people shaking hands.

1.

Gay guy 1: Hey man, wanna lock wood.
Gay guy 2: Sure but I get to go on top
2. 'we made up and locked wood'.

by jockass November 20, 2009