jockass's definitions

Eejit

Idiot. Scottish and Irish slang for idiot. What did you think?

By looking up eejit you are an eejit.

by Jockass April 9, 2009

lock wood

1. A gay couple having sex.
2. The action of straight people shaking hands.

1.

Gay guy 1: Hey man, wanna lock wood.
Gay guy 2: Sure but I get to go on top
2. 'we made up and locked wood'.

by jockass November 20, 2009

Politics

Poly means many and tics means blood-sucking parasites.

Politics are covering me pubes.

by Jockass March 20, 2009

Liberal

1. Economically left-wing and socially pro-choice.
2. Pro-choice on absolutely everything.
3. A lot.

1. That Hugo chavez is a true liberal. He wants to nationalize the food industries.
2. Milton friedman is the ultimate liberal. He's against the FDA and practically all regulation.
3. I want a liberal amount of beer, chips and ketchup.

by Jockass April 10, 2009

George W Obama

What is said by libertarians to describe their feelings about the dumb, big government new president.

Michael Moore: Barack Obama shows a victory for socialism and a move towards socialized medicine.
Ron Paul: Are you kidding! George W Obama is a horrible president. He supported the bailouts! Hes an insane leftist.

by jockass July 4, 2009

Quetror

To kill someone with butterfly and shove them up a drainpipe.

'You should quetror that dickheid'.

by Jockass March 14, 2009

@name

The thing you put at the start of a comment replying to someone on Youtube. You don't actually put name in it but you replace it with their username.

@namewaster
That was an awful video.

by jockass February 8, 2010