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the one type of humans in the world who have ultimate and no limitation to their authority on the roads.
policeman: why were you speeding back there sir?

truck drivers: im a truck driver.
by KING PENG July 19, 2008
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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When a male gives his partiner anal but she is facing away from him and has her arms behind her back in a ring like a stearing wheel, then the male runs around the rooom saying "errrr" like a truck turning her arms when he turns like driving a truck
Bill "I gave her the best truck driver last night"
by KG01 February 03, 2009
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A Truck Driver is when you put your index finger in a girl's butthole, and your thumb in her vagina. You then push in firmly, and proceed to pinch the skin in between the vagina and asshole. While doing this, yell "TRUCK DRIVER!".
After Lucy's truckdriver, the skin between her vagina and asshole was a little sore.
by DavieD008 August 17, 2006
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Person granted the access to operate or drive a truck with a legal license.
Poor truck driver sits in a damn truck all day, this is probably his best option for staying fit.

"It's pretty decent money, I think." - /u/Press3000
by jpcaintic August 06, 2015
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What happens when a persons self esteem is as large as his penis - 2 inches - often hitting the road to escape the reality of their life. More often then not you will find a truck driver wearing a cowboy hat and boots and nicknamed "Woody" Ernest saves Christmas.
I think I got a Woody. Or did I marry a Truck Driver.
by Jay Z's generic alternative December 06, 2003
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The sexual act of fucking a girl doggy style then anally fisting her. Then reaching in grabbing your cock with the thin fleshy membrane of her taint and jacking yourself off.

Do so may look like a truck driver shifting gears from a 3rd person point of view. along with the bucking you may get from a bad shift in any automobile.
That girl is a wild fuck i applied the Truck driver and she was still screaming for more.


She was so loose i did the Truckdriver it was the only way i could get off!!!
by Dr. Nil8tor May 15, 2006
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