lobsterlow

Lower than cancerlow but higher than mathe-low

Kings: Vamo stay lobsterlow

Vamo: Atleast im not mathe-low

by kingscsx June 15, 2021

lobsterly

Synonym for great, superb. Mostly used in devops slang and hardcore software engineering subcultures. Recently also adopted by Viking fishermen, celebrating an extraordinary catch.

Oh, this is a lobsterly feature!
By my swaggely beard, this octopus was a lobsterly catch!

by Petterson February 5, 2020

Lobsterbot

A drunk person who is burnt from being in the sun too long who then thinks they are a fighting robot at the beach.

Holy crap that burnt kid is being a total lobsterbot.

by GingerBot May 25, 2010

Lobstercocking

The act of lying to mess with someone. Patronizing. Just messing around. "Cappin".

Do we have to read this whole chapter or are you just Lobstercocking. why are you Lobstercocking with me i know my crush dosen't like me. He is a simp im not even Lobstercocking with you. I'm so shlimpy not even lobstercocking.

by lil badger February 5, 2020

Lobstersoap

A bunch of faggots doing things that aren't funny...ever.

Adam: Dude, have you been on lobstersoap recently?

David: Yeah man. The shit sucks and really, those faggots should choke on a cock.

by Tum ta terp a too December 27, 2010

lobsterworthy

Describes a moment or an occasion that you consider so special that you have to go celebrate with a delicious lobster, as if it was an edible trophy or...something.

Friend: He finally popped the question!
BFF: OMG! Lobsterworthy moment!

or

Son: Mom, I got first place in the science fair.
Mom: Really? I have to share this lobsterworthy news with your dad!

by Red Lobster February 3, 2015

LobsterCorgi

A corgi dressed as a lobster kinda ugly but hoes and bitches love em

Lobstercorgi get all da hoes

by sweegedelic December 28, 2020