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Lobstering 

When you jerk someone off with and oven mitt.
Susan likes lobstering Seth in between taking muffins out of the oven.
Lobstering by Jamsiey December 31, 2019

Lobsteralliast

Someone who fights for the rights of Lobsters and other crustaceans.
I felt so sorry for those lobsters in the restaurant, I am going to become a lobsteralliast and fight for their rights!
Lobsteralliast by Grug1269 October 18, 2012

lobsterworthy 

Describes a moment or an occasion that you consider so special that you have to go celebrate with a delicious lobster, as if it was an edible trophy or...something.
Friend: He finally popped the question!
BFF: OMG! Lobsterworthy moment!

or

Son: Mom, I got first place in the science fair.
Mom: Really? I have to share this lobsterworthy news with your dad!
lobsterworthy by Red Lobster February 3, 2015

snack lobstering 

1. The actual act of snacking on lobster, i.e., consuming lobster as a snack.

2. Another way to describe cunnilingus.
1. I enjoyed a wonderful evening at a winery in Niagara, where snack-lobstering and tasting wonderful wines were the main event.
2. I was hoping I could convince her to participate in a little snack lobstering at my parents' house after the movie.
snack lobstering by Dr HYH July 9, 2010

lobstering 

when u shove/force ur ass in a girls mouth while she makes her hand like a claw and squeezes ur nuts
oh snap i just saw dylan d and sterling c lobstering yolanda

Lobstering 

The playful and arousing act of having a companion probe and brush antennae-like objects over you while lying down on your stomach
Brianna was lying down pretending to be asleep with a bundle of glow sticks lying next to her, hoping that Scott would pick them up and begin a nice lobstering session
Lobstering by ladislav77 July 28, 2017