lobsterloba

Some 2600+ year old that goes by any pronouns and is often called jupiter or phil,even though their favorite streamer is philza their nickname has always been phil

"have you heard from lobsterloba lately"
"no their probably dead"

lobsterloba by UrBeloved June 17, 2021

Lobstersoap

A bunch of faggots doing things that aren't funny...ever.

Adam: Dude, have you been on lobstersoap recently?

David: Yeah man. The shit sucks and really, those faggots should choke on a cock.

Lobstersoap by Tum ta terp a too December 27, 2010

Lobsterbate 

Masturbating on those days you can't keep your claws off your own tail. Those days you feel the most moist, buttery,and delicious.

Damn I am looking good today...I will have to head straight home and lobsterbate to myself in the mirror.

Lobsterbate by Dr. Debutante February 8, 2008

lobsterlow 

Lower than cancerlow but higher than mathe-low

Kings: Vamo stay lobsterlow

Vamo: Atleast im not mathe-low

lobsterlow by kingscsx June 15, 2021

lobsterbation

1. A woman purchases a live lobster.
2. She inserts the tail into her vagina.
3. She burns the lobster's face (for maximum class, she uses the Virginia Slim she's currently smoking).
4. The agitated lobster will wiggle its tail, recreating the effect of a vibrator, albeit an oddly-shaped one.

After putting together her Hoosier Hysteria High School Baskteball puzzle, Erin retired for a relaxing evening of Virginia Slims and lobsterbation.

lobsterbation by ssaaaammm September 7, 2005

Lobsterbating

A form of rigorous masturbation that renders you breathless and causes your face to redden from exhaustion.

As a teen I was very fond of Lobsterbating.

Lobsterbating by loreleibooks July 25, 2011

lobsterback 

Term used by American colonists used to mock british soldiers.

Unlike the term lobster, which refers to the british soldiers' bright red uniforms, "lobsterback" refers to the scars on the soldiers' backs. Whipping or flogging was common in the british army, and used for pretty much any diciplinary problems. Almost all Bristish troops had scars from numerous lashings.

Patriot: Nice scars, lobsterback.
British Soldier: Go to hell.

lobsterback by SirGangstalot January 21, 2006