lobsterloba
Some 2600+ year old that goes by any pronouns and is often called jupiter or phil,even though their favorite streamer is philza their nickname has always been phil
lobsterloba by UrBeloved June 17, 2021
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Lobstersoap
Adam: Dude, have you been on lobstersoap recently?
David: Yeah man. The shit sucks and really, those faggots should choke on a cock.
David: Yeah man. The shit sucks and really, those faggots should choke on a cock.
Lobstersoap by Tum ta terp a too December 27, 2010
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Lobsterbate
Masturbating on those days you can't keep your claws off your own tail. Those days you feel the most moist, buttery,and delicious.
Damn I am looking good today...I will have to head straight home and lobsterbate to myself in the mirror.
Lobsterbate by Dr. Debutante February 8, 2008
lobsterlow
lobsterlow by kingscsx June 15, 2021
lobsterbation
1. A woman purchases a live lobster.
2. She inserts the tail into her vagina.
3. She burns the lobster's face (for maximum class, she uses the Virginia Slim she's currently smoking).
4. The agitated lobster will wiggle its tail, recreating the effect of a vibrator, albeit an oddly-shaped one.
2. She inserts the tail into her vagina.
3. She burns the lobster's face (for maximum class, she uses the Virginia Slim she's currently smoking).
4. The agitated lobster will wiggle its tail, recreating the effect of a vibrator, albeit an oddly-shaped one.
After putting together her Hoosier Hysteria High School Baskteball puzzle, Erin retired for a relaxing evening of Virginia Slims and lobsterbation.
lobsterbation by ssaaaammm September 7, 2005
Lobsterbating
A form of rigorous masturbation that renders you breathless and causes your face to redden from exhaustion.
Lobsterbating by loreleibooks July 25, 2011
lobsterback
Term used by American colonists used to mock british soldiers.
Unlike the term lobster, which refers to the british soldiers' bright red uniforms, "lobsterback" refers to the scars on the soldiers' backs. Whipping or flogging was common in the british army, and used for pretty much any diciplinary problems. Almost all Bristish troops had scars from numerous lashings.
Unlike the term lobster, which refers to the british soldiers' bright red uniforms, "lobsterback" refers to the scars on the soldiers' backs. Whipping or flogging was common in the british army, and used for pretty much any diciplinary problems. Almost all Bristish troops had scars from numerous lashings.
lobsterback by SirGangstalot January 21, 2006
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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murderhobo
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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