lobsock
A lobSock is something or SOMEONE Who had 3 Or MORE kids. Another way lobSock is used: is when someone or something believes in mythical things, or outside reality.
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lobcock
I was angry at him, so I referred to him having a lobcock
lobcock by samalama_dingdong4 February 12, 2007
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lobcock
When a female is "going downtown" on a male, you distract her. As she looks away, you slap her in the face with your manhood, while shouting "Lobcock!"
lobcock by Lobcock Fan June 3, 2009
Lobcock
Me: Dude, I got with Sarah last night!
Friend: Uh...doesn't she have a bulge though? The fuck is that?
Me: No, it's just her lobcock! It's like 2 inches!!
Friend: huh, isn't that the size of your d--
Friend: Uh...doesn't she have a bulge though? The fuck is that?
Me: No, it's just her lobcock! It's like 2 inches!!
Friend: huh, isn't that the size of your d--
Lobcock by Buffalogeorge January 2, 2022
lobcock
A large flaccid useless appendage with a comb over, a universal descriptive for soft cock career politicians with small hands
Despite the number of of lobcocks in Lubbock, the Lubbock High School has been recognized as one of first schools in the United States to recover from the Texan lobcockerry epidemic .
lobcock by fake.person September 14, 2021
lobcock
A large flaccid useless appendage with a comb over, a universal descriptive for soft cock career politicians with small hands
Despite the number of of lobcocks in Lubbock, the Lubbock High School has been recognized as one of first schools in the United States to ban lobcockerry .
lobcock by fake.person September 14, 2021
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