load-bearing 

A female's ability to receive a man's load; usually in reference to her face.

Ex. "Did you see the face on her?" "Yeah, she had load-bearing features."

load-bearing by DL & CP for UD July 21, 2014

load bearing poster

Something that seems trivial or unrelated to a larger thing, until you try to remove it. From a Simpsons episode where Rod (or Todd) tries to remove a Krusty the Clown poster from his wall, only to watch the wall start to crumble apart

Bart said to Rod "Careful... That's a load bearing poster."

load bearing poster by Just another coffee addict May 8, 2016

Load Bearing Balls 

A set of fertile balls ready to deliver a mammoth baby making load

Rita said she was in the baby making window, and boy was she in luck, I bombed her with my Load Bearing Balls.

Load Bearing Balls by Tee Cee Deez March 16, 2019

load-bearing coconut 

A seemingly unnecessary file in a computer program, which causes the entire program to stop working for unknown reasons when it is removed. The term originates from an online hoax about an image of a coconut in the files for Team Fortress 2, which supposedly caused this problem when deleted.

Windows is such an unoptimized mess under the hood, but it's probably impossible to fix it because it might be full of load-bearing coconuts.

load-bearing coconut by blue_heart January 29, 2023

load bearing monster 

A fantasy/sci-fi cliche, wherein the defeat of a given villain triggers the catastrophic destruction of its immediate environment, ie: the dungeon collapses, the planet explodes, the spacecraft implodes into the 37th dimension, etc.

Game Master: "The giant falls dead, but just as you think you're safe you feel the floor of the cavern begin to shake and rumble ominously."

Player: "Aw crap, he's a load bearing monster! Loot the body and run!"

load bearing monster by Feo2 February 4, 2009

Load Bearing Tendon 

A Cock

Whoa, she was leaning on my load bearing tendon.

Load Bearing Tendon by TheGooch February 21, 2009

Load-Bearing Wall 

A wall that bears the weight of a young boy’s cum loads. After too many years of pumping jizz into the crevices of the wall, the wall may collapse if it bears too many cream pies.

Big Easy: Dude I love pumping iron. Shit really gets me going. It’s like cumming. I love cumming all over the place.

Tyrant: Broski, you and my buddy should be friends then. He used to cum all over his load-bearing wall at home. It was basically a Catacumb in his room.

Big Easy: Looks like I found a new best friend.

Load-Bearing Wall by Stoney69 March 29, 2019