TheGooch's definitions

Utah Style

To have sex with multiple women.

Honey, you know I love you. Now let's go bang that chick Utah Style.

by TheGooch October 20, 2009

Throat Corker

1) Someone who enjoys receiving fellatio because their length allows them to give discomfort.

2) Term used to brag about one's penis size

"Hey baby, ever had your Throat Corked? I am a total Throat Corker"

by TheGooch November 3, 2009

blowdart

When a woman is blowing a guy and he experiences a fit of explosive diarreah

Dude, I just had a blowdart... sorry about your sheets.... and your girlfriend.

by TheGooch May 29, 2007

blabia

The feminine equivalent of blue balls

Dude, that chick went home with a bad case of the blabias

by TheGooch May 29, 2007

Homotard

An unfortunate individual who, because of his retardation, is unable to express his homosexuality effectively.

You know, Timmy would be kind of dreamy if he weren't such a homotard.

or

We just saw this movie about this gay retarded guy... it was called 'Homotard 2: Tard Harder'

by TheGooch May 29, 2007

Gay D.D.

Someone who is both Gay and has A.D.D.

Adam is totally Gay D.D., he can't finish one cock before he moves on to the next.

by TheGooch May 29, 2007

ballcannon

Slang for a man's penis.

Dude, I just packed the musket on my ballcannon.

by TheGooch June 8, 2007