Definitions by TheGooch

Throat Corker 

1) Someone who enjoys receiving fellatio because their length allows them to give discomfort.

2) Term used to brag about one's penis size

"Hey baby, ever had your Throat Corked? I am a total Throat Corker"

Throat Corker by TheGooch November 3, 2009

Utah Style 

To have sex with multiple women.

Honey, you know I love you. Now let's go bang that chick Utah Style.

Utah Style by TheGooch October 20, 2009

Asspinky 

Someone who is the equivelant of getting an unexpected finger in your butt

Man, Yngwie is a total asspinky to hang out with.

Asspinky by TheGooch February 21, 2009

Load Bearing Tendon 

A Cock

Whoa, she was leaning on my load bearing tendon.

Load Bearing Tendon by TheGooch February 21, 2009

ballcannon 

Slang for a man's penis.

Dude, I just packed the musket on my ballcannon.

ballcannon by TheGooch June 8, 2007

blowdart 

When a woman is blowing a guy and he experiences a fit of explosive diarreah

Dude, I just had a blowdart... sorry about your sheets.... and your girlfriend.

blowdart by TheGooch May 29, 2007

blabia 

The feminine equivalent of blue balls

Dude, that chick went home with a bad case of the blabias

blabia by TheGooch May 29, 2007