Load Bearing Tendon

A Cock

Whoa, she was leaning on my load bearing tendon.

by TheGooch October 17, 2008

Throat Corker

1) Someone who enjoys receiving fellatio because their length allows them to give discomfort.

2) Term used to brag about one's penis size

"Hey baby, ever had your Throat Corked? I am a total Throat Corker"

by TheGooch November 03, 2009

Gay D.D.

Someone who is both Gay and has A.D.D.

Adam is totally Gay D.D., he can't finish one cock before he moves on to the next.

by TheGooch May 14, 2007

Klownhole

A container of well packed fudge.

Also the alias of the most influential rock band of the millineum. Who can't spell.

I dipped my junk in the klownhole.

I saw klownhole last night and they were raping mike tyson with a barstool.

by TheGooch October 23, 2004

Homotard

An unfortunate individual who, because of his retardation, is unable to express his homosexuality effectively.

You know, Timmy would be kind of dreamy if he weren't such a homotard.

or

We just saw this movie about this gay retarded guy... it was called 'Homotard 2: Tard Harder'

by TheGooch May 14, 2007

blowdart

When a woman is blowing a guy and he experiences a fit of explosive diarreah

Dude, I just had a blowdart... sorry about your sheets.... and your girlfriend.

by TheGooch May 14, 2007

BridgeBuilder

Someone who, while contributing to society, overshadows that with gayness

You can build a thousand bridges, but if you suck one cock, they don't call you a bridge builder but a cocksucker.

by TheGooch October 23, 2004