TheGooch's definitions

ballcannon

Slang for a man's penis.

Dude, I just packed the musket on my ballcannon.

by TheGooch June 8, 2007

Utah Style

To have sex with multiple women.

Honey, you know I love you. Now let's go bang that chick Utah Style.

by TheGooch October 20, 2009

BridgeBuilder

Someone who, while contributing to society, overshadows that with gayness

You can build a thousand bridges, but if you suck one cock, they don't call you a bridge builder but a cocksucker.

by TheGooch October 23, 2004

Klownhole

A container of well packed fudge.

Also the alias of the most influential rock band of the millineum. Who can't spell.

I dipped my junk in the klownhole.

I saw klownhole last night and they were raping mike tyson with a barstool.

by TheGooch October 23, 2004

Load Bearing Tendon

A Cock

Whoa, she was leaning on my load bearing tendon.

by TheGooch February 21, 2009

Homotard

An unfortunate individual who, because of his retardation, is unable to express his homosexuality effectively.

You know, Timmy would be kind of dreamy if he weren't such a homotard.

or

We just saw this movie about this gay retarded guy... it was called 'Homotard 2: Tard Harder'

by TheGooch May 29, 2007

blabia

The feminine equivalent of blue balls

Dude, that chick went home with a bad case of the blabias

by TheGooch May 29, 2007