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linecook dick 

Typically describing a skinny, broke white male who works back of house and may or may not be tattooed, this man has unlocked the secrets to sex. I don't know how because he most certainly did not graduate and skipped sex ed, but he will have you speaking in tongues.

He doesn't have a bedframe, he's probably an alcoholic, he smokes Marlboro Red 100s, and his tv is on the floor. And he will fuck you in positions you've never even thought of.

Linecook dick is not exclusive to straight people. Any man regardless of sexuality can have linecook dick.
"Wow, Jason is so hot. And he works back of house so you KNOW he got that linecook dick.
"Ugh, you're so right. And he looks like he's skinny and dying. That dick would be A1."
linecook dick by wendysfofofo July 6, 2022
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an editing grp based on instagram that is the n1 fan of vlogs, gatekeeps books, and cancels problematic people. did exactly what they had to.
i want to join lunec. i love the logo.
lunec by judecardansbestie May 6, 2021

linecook energy 

Someone who lives live in the edge. No particular goal, but doesn’t have the energy to off themselves. Unfinished tattoos, chain smokes cigarettes Or vapes, and has a terrible attitude. But if you know them, they’re one of the best friends to have. Will always come through
He has linecook energy. Terrible attitude
linecook energy by sksraptor October 29, 2022
A beautiful and brilliant girl, she is a once in a lifetime she is smart,loving and strong she might come off shy but that is just a wall to protect herself you probably have a Lynecho but you don't deserve one she can take jokes and be the person to lean on in bad times.
Lynecho
lynecho by CSDS January 5, 2018
Wow she is such a lanecia.
lanecia by anonymous September 12, 2020
This anime convention is also known as Anime Boston. AB (Short for Anime Boston) is known for their outrageously long lines even with pre-registering. During AB in 2008, people waited for as long as 4-5 hours in lines, just to get in. As which why Anime Boston has been dubbed LineCon, as if the entire convention was dedicated in waiting in a line.
Person 1: Jesus, we waited 5 hours in line!
Person 2: Dude, it's like, LineCon, what do you expect?!
LineCon by Queen Boo April 11, 2008
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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