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when she got to school she was soooo funny....lmfaotih
lmfaotih by theonewhoknowseverything September 15, 2010
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lmfaotic system 

when your lymphatic system is lmfao
Eddy: I just got a 26/40 on the physics test
Joe: Lmfaotic system
lmfaotic system by AlbertiBass November 8, 2018

LMFAOTICS 

Laughing My Fucking Ass Off Till I Can't Stop.

An acronym that is used online, to express hardcore laughter at something extremly funny said by someone else.
Jane: i met this guy in the club and he was trying to make a pass at me...

Jason: oh really, well, what did he say?

Jane : he said "baby, you so hot, they should turn off the heating in this place!"

Jason: LMFAOTICS!!! i can't believe he was that lame!
LMFAOTICS by GT Playa October 15, 2009

LMFAOWIHABFAFIMRAAMMYAMTTDMRFBNA 

Laughing my figurative ass off while I have a Boba Fett action figure in my real ass and my mom yells at me to turn down my Rush "Fly By Night" album
Patton: "Carrie Fisher, you were so good in that gold bikini and then, what happened? When they yelled cut did you have a vicodin eating contest with Chewbacca? Take it from a nerd, let the Wookiee win."
n00b: LMFAOWIHABFAFIMRAAMMYAMTTDMRFBNA

lmfaowihabfafimraammyamttomrsanaaoomr 

Laughing my fucking ass off while I have a ben franklin action figure in my real ass and my mom yells at me to throw out my really smelly and nasty ass apple out of my room
Joe: Look at this video
Bill: lmfaowihabfafimraammyamttomrsanaaoomr

Joe: lmao, are you fr!!!

LMFAOWIHABFAFIMRAAMMYAMTTDMRFBNA!

Laughing My Figurative Ass Off While I Have A Boba Fett Action Figure In My Real Ass And My Mom Yells At Me To Turn Down My Rush Fly By Night Album
Aim conversation.
...so then she says ok Ill have the lobster...

bwuahahahahah.
lol.
omg. im crying over here.

LMFAOWIHABFAFIMRAAMMYAMTTDMRFBNA!

lmfaotiapmp 

laughed my fucking pants off that i almost peed my pants.
lmfaotiapmp, lmfao.
lmfaotiapmp by ruhberto. December 14, 2009
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