Acronym for "Lan Lan Suck Thumb"

Usually used by Singaporeans to describe a situation where you're stucked in between, and can do nothing but watch or wait (hence the "suck thumb"). Since things don't go your way most of the time, we can only sit back and accept the fact, hence LLST.

"walao eh, ERP, GST, petrol prices all rising.."
"what can we do? LLST lor.."

LLST by jinpwnsyou September 29, 2008

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lastmeasure

A virus program created by the GNAA which rapidly creates windows of shock images and plays a loud sound clip of a guy saying "HEY EVERYONE, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!" Often used against noobs on forums. Examples of links to lastmeasure: doom3.zoy.org, halflife2.zoy.org, freeipods.zoy.org, <any word>.on.nimp.org, www.music-piracy.org/mp3s, wop.xytmnd.com. WARNING: DO NOT GO TO THOSE LINKS!

noob: hay guyz how do i maek a new thred
Regular: (disguises a lastmeasure link as a link to a "help" topic)
noob: WTF U GAVE ME A VIRUS U FGT

lastmeasure by fffffffffff February 12, 2007

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LOLSTM

Laughing Out Loud Silently To Myself. In between LOL and LSTM. When you hiccup (figuratively) upon hearing something humorous but don't quite chortle.

Billy: I want to see the new Werner Herzog film.

Jamie: Werner is a little dramatic, which is good and funny...

Billy: maybe I will go alone tomorrow.

Jaime: yeah, then you can LOLSTM.

Billy: or just lol.

Jaime: sumthin like that.

LOLSTM by Johnetsunami September 13, 2011

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lastminute.com

Doing something last minute, named after the popular holiday site.

We haven't bought Mark a birthday present and his party starts in an hour!

Nothing like leaving it to the lastminute.com

lastminute.com by Giffer September 1, 2006

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lustmord

(Noun) A state of ecstasy wherein one or more individuals torture and sexually violate a victim to the point of death.

"Leonard Lake & Charles Ng (11-25) This pair of survivalists from hell built a torture chamber and snuff film parlor in a remote Northern California ranch to fuel their perverse lustmord."

lustmord by Scythe November 1, 2004

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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