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Looks like shit to me”
*watching a trashy woman walk by*

-llstm
llstm by Igethighonsugar April 18, 2018
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Acronym for "Lan Lan Suck Thumb"

Usually used by Singaporeans to describe a situation where you're stucked in between, and can do nothing but watch or wait (hence the "suck thumb"). Since things don't go your way most of the time, we can only sit back and accept the fact, hence LLST.
"walao eh, ERP, GST, petrol prices all rising.."
"what can we do? LLST lor.."
LLST by jinpwnsyou September 29, 2008

lastmeasure 

A virus program created by the GNAA which rapidly creates windows of shock images and plays a loud sound clip of a guy saying "HEY EVERYONE, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!" Often used against noobs on forums. Examples of links to lastmeasure: doom3.zoy.org, halflife2.zoy.org, freeipods.zoy.org, <any word>.on.nimp.org, www.music-piracy.org/mp3s, wop.xytmnd.com. WARNING: DO NOT GO TO THOSE LINKS!
noob: hay guyz how do i maek a new thred
Regular: (disguises a lastmeasure link as a link to a "help" topic)
noob: WTF U GAVE ME A VIRUS U FGT
lastmeasure by fffffffffff February 12, 2007
Laughing Out Loud Silently To Myself. In between LOL and LSTM. When you hiccup (figuratively) upon hearing something humorous but don't quite chortle.
Billy: I want to see the new Werner Herzog film.

Jamie: Werner is a little dramatic, which is good and funny...

Billy: maybe I will go alone tomorrow.

Jaime: yeah, then you can LOLSTM.

Billy: or just lol.

Jaime: sumthin like that.
LOLSTM by Johnetsunami September 13, 2011

lastminute.com 

Doing something last minute, named after the popular holiday site.
We haven't bought Mark a birthday present and his party starts in an hour!

Nothing like leaving it to the lastminute.com
lastminute.com by Giffer September 1, 2006

lustmord 

(Noun) A state of ecstasy wherein one or more individuals torture and sexually violate a victim to the point of death.
"Leonard Lake & Charles Ng (11-25) This pair of survivalists from hell built a torture chamber and snuff film parlor in a remote Northern California ranch to fuel their perverse lustmord."
lustmord by Scythe November 1, 2004