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Lisimani
Lisimani is an attention whore who loves to talk about herself. She is commonly confused like ALL the time. She has big ass calves likes to wear her purple leggings that look like her bare legs. She also does not like to shave her legs. Even though nothing ever makes sense to her she is surprisingly a good ass driver (except for right turns). She is very athletic but can be a bitch. And she dreams of marrying a country boy or beaner with a child named Westin. She looks brown on the outside but on the inside she is very very white. Second in command behind Louisa, the SPED KING!!
Random Person: "Who is getting off the short bus today?"
Other Person: "Probably Louisa and Lisimani. They are speds"
Other Person: "Probably Louisa and Lisimani. They are speds"
Lisimani by eatingasssince04 January 9, 2020
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yunas_lostmango by luciaaaaaa May 2, 2021
Eric Littmann
Eric's a babe , he is pure amazing . He is someone you could never forget and you will always miss him while your not with him . He's charming , Attractive , funny , and very entertaining . If your his girl , you will get treated like a princess and he will never forget what you mean to him . You can never fall out of love with Eric !
Eric Littmann by Yup . September 24, 2011
lustman
"Hey, can you do me a favour?"
"Sure honey, but you'll owe me a special kind of favour ok?"
"Oh my god you are such a lustman."
"I know, I try."
"Sure honey, but you'll owe me a special kind of favour ok?"
"Oh my god you are such a lustman."
"I know, I try."
lustman by Professional Lustman November 17, 2016
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