To deficate on ones automobile, in revenge or spite. The act of deficating in a plastic bag and smearing the contents of the bag on an auto.Similar to glenning
"That motherfucker just pissed on my house!?!?!?!"
"dont worry, im gonna go lloyding on his car"
"that'll show the bastard who is boss"
The act of being extremely lazy and unresponsive to friends or peers, except when called by someone of the opposite gender—at which point the person suddenly becomes highly energetic and responsive.
"Bro, we called Lloyd five times to help move the couch, and he ignored us. But the moment Sarah called him, he sprinted over. Classic Lloyding!"