lloyding

To deficate on ones automobile, in revenge or spite. The act of deficating in a plastic bag and smearing the contents of the bag on an auto.Similar to glenning

"That motherfucker just pissed on my house!?!?!?!"
"dont worry, im gonna go lloyding on his car"
"that'll show the bastard who is boss"

by negus69 August 27, 2008

Lloyding

The act of being extremely lazy and unresponsive to friends or peers, except when called by someone of the opposite gender—at which point the person suddenly becomes highly energetic and responsive.

"Bro, we called Lloyd five times to help move the couch, and he ignored us. But the moment Sarah called him, he sprinted over. Classic Lloyding!"

by MMaverick. February 21, 2025

Lloyding-out

When someone flips out on you for no reason and then claims that they can beat the crap out of you when they clearly can't.

This kid was Lloyding-out on me at school today. He's such a fag.

by Where'sTheLambSauce January 25, 2017

carli lloyding

When a soccer/football player sends the ball over the net.

Carli Lloyd, of the USWNT, does this frequently.

Fernando Torres is carli lloyding again.

by Soccer fan1111 October 8, 2011

George Lloyding

George Flloyding without the F. George Lloyd-ing is the process of combining two special abilities : jebaiting and finessing. Jebaiting and finessing in the same manor as George Lloyd, an American criminal famous for defrauding the IRS.

Come on, guys. He's all alone. Let's George Lloyd him!
victim: "Oh no! two strangers are George Lloyding me!

by ajaxmillennium February 9, 2022

Lloydinator

An intellectual and beguiling individual who is a fan of Lloyd. A Lloydinator is typically an exceptional entity of higher standing than their peers.

Valerie will likely get into Harvard because she is a Lloydinator.

by Nico Bonds January 3, 2023