llonga

Spanish slang word for dick

pronounced yo as in yo-yo, yonga

its been years since ms. clinton got some llonga

that fag loves llonga

by flaco82 November 25, 2009

Longaphie

A man with outstanding genitals.
to be with or near a Longaphie is considered a blessing in most civilized religions.Or can mean to get screwed very hard, to the point of utter exhaustion.

-did you see that guy, his dick was almost a foot long, definetly a Longaphie.
-that guy i went out with last night was a longaphie, so naturally i couldnt walk in the morning, he Longaphie'd me.

by the hot womens union December 22, 2008

dalla-longa

A chubby mean Canadian.

Oh that guy is just being a f---ing Dalla-Longa.
What's that?

Basically a douchey Canadian.

by ChubbsCanucken February 27, 2015

Longabear

A television show that was initially scripted as a parody of Winnie the Pooh. Unlike that series, however, Longabear is not animated. The central character, Tuey Longa, is a timid nebbish of a bear who depends largely on his closest friend, Tiger Panther, for guidance. Tiger's relationship with Tuey, however, is largely predatory, as he frequently subjects Tuey to forcible anal sex. Tuey's exact feelings on the subject are unclear, for while he does complain about Tiger's actions, he nevertheless maintains a close friendship with him, perhaps implying a certain degree of complicity. Tiger, who is domineering and speaks in ebonics, is a foil to Tuey, who is cautious and soft-spoken.

At some point it was decided that the series would not take the form of a parody of the popular children's show, and so the two main characters, a bear and his best friend who is a tiger, are the only remnant of that original intent. All other characters except Tuey's arch-rival Muy Wronga (a play on words combining the Spanish word, "muy," meaning "very," and, "wronga," an apparently Latinized form of the word, "wrong") are portrayed by the same actor, and it is unclear whether this is supposed to simply be one character who frequently changes occupations.

I watched Longabear last night for the first time. It was pretty fucked up. Honestly I only watched out of morbid curiosity.

by Tuey Longa August 6, 2009

longaevi

Another term for faeries or longlivers. The third rational species distinct from angels and men, sometimes said to be demoted angels as they would not fight during the great war between Lucifer and God.

The ideas of their being are discussed by both C.S.Lewis and J.R.R.Tolkien.

Longaevi are those such as fairies, nymphs, gnomes, satyrs and other such creatures.

by longaevi December 31, 2011

longarzo

Longarzo is a word that derives from italy. It means to be a very naturally gifted person. Also the word shortened. Garzo means sweet or radical.

Yo man that kickflip was garzo.
or
Dude, you have some sick skills, you are one longarzo.

by floridabum3 January 17, 2008

Longanistas

A group of friends, involving at least a few Filipinos, who regularly meet while celebrating their "best lives". Just like the Filipino sausage that inspired the name, the Longanistas are linked together for life with a strong bond of friendship and mutual respect for each other. Most Longanistas are very sweet, but some are spicy characters that keep the conversation interesting and never dull. Every Longanista is independently confident and strong-minded, but together, as Longanistas, they are a force to be reckoned with.

They are always loud and having a blast during their parties, they must be Longanistas.
Once a Longanista, always a Longanista.
There was lots of drinking, lots of food, lots of singing and jokes all around, now that was a proper Longanista party!

by Actually!Leo September 29, 2021