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little penis 

A small dick usually seen on the body of a liitle kid. Sometimes can be embarassing.
Mike has such a little penis that's it's like circle jerking with a five year old.

When I was showering after gym and saw Tim's little penis it was like showering with a baby.

Little Penis 

A tiny excuse for a male organ. Makes you want to kill yourself...
A little penis will not satisfy anyone, not even yourself!
Little Penis by Itty bitty bob January 14, 2020

little penis land 

little penis land is a faction on the famous DREAM SMP
little penis land by HalfSICKO January 11, 2021

little penis syndrome 

An person (male or female) who displays a tenuously tough covetous, jealous attitude of any nature that evolves into an lifelong obsessive competition about everything.

An person Who puffs up his chest to any other form of life including animals and further threatens to fight anyone who may ding or shatter his/her incredibly fragile ego.

Anyone can be afflicted by little penis syndrome but clinical studies show these symptoms are more prevalently displayed by men.
My truck is better than yours.

My tattoos are better than yours..

I’ll fight you over it.

Thinks he is tough but is a pussy in real life.

asshat, assclown, dumbass, chicken shit, poser little penis syndrome
little penis syndrome by FeatherD November 22, 2017

Sneaky Little Penis 

An insult used by weird people in Ohio.
Angery Guy: You're a sneaky little penis.

little bald penis 

little bald penis aka LBP is someone who thinks that they know everything about anything but is really a geek.They flex their muscles of authority everywhere but at home where they are just a pathetic pussy whipped anti-male.They try to impress all with their knowledge of useless information which also leads to diarehha of the mouth
little bald penis by Buck Burrmeister September 19, 2006
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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