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Lisbon Loafers 

Term adopted by fans of CBS-TV's police-procedural drama, THE MENTALIST. Came from a typically offhanded slighting remark by title character Patrick Jane (Simon Baker). Refers to the kind of just-barely-dressy beachcomber-type sandals often worn by Teresa Lisbon, co-star (Robin Tunney).

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"My firm is very conservative and frowns slightly on Lisbon Loafers, even in the summer. Actually, policy is kind of hypocritical because no one minds secretaries in them, but nonetheless it's a big turn-off to HR when a women interviews in them. Unfair, no?"

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Lisbon Loafers by al-in-chgo July 6, 2010
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Capital of Portugal (country); Should visit it, it's very beautifull and it's very entertaining, it has lots of things for people to do, mostly tourists.
City of lights; Founded by Ulisses in ancient times, called "Olisipo" back then.

Original spelling is "Lisboa" (Liz-boh-â), not "Lisbon".
John: Hey Blake, where are you?

Blake: Hello John! I'm in Lisbon, I love this city!
Lisbon by TCVLS January 6, 2013

Lisbon Latte 

When enjoying your Portugese Breakfast your girl friend sharts on your chin.
"As I was enjoying my Portugese Breakfast my girlfriend brewed me a Lisbon Latte."

ur grandad lesbonad 

Worse that ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, and ur granny tranny all combined.
Ur grandad lesbonad: can be used as a roast capable of inhialating entire solar systems and galaxies.

For example.

Friend: "ur granny tranny"

Me: "ur grandad lesbonad"

Friend: *implodes into a black hole, swallowing the entire planet along with the entire solar system leaving only me to endlessly screech on victory*

Me: (Is all alone now) REEEEEEEE

Lisbonite 

Anyone from Lisbon that is a fiend,they invite themselves when you don't say anything or say no, and they think the obligated to smoke your weed.
That muthaphuckka a Lisbonite after coming to Mobil with no roach, thinking he our fella.
Lisbonite by Bubbabubblez December 20, 2021
the proper way to spell and say lisbon, portugals capital.
The right way to say it, unless ur a dumbass
I dont call the USA america, dont call lisboa lisbon... its a matter of respecting peoples homeland
lisboa by The_Dark_Side July 8, 2005
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kinktober 

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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