logsplitter

When a woman takes a dump on your chest with her g-string on.

"I asked her if she wanted to get kinky and she replied, 'Only if I can do a logsplitter'".

logsplitter by Nefarion October 6, 2006

Longview Logsplitter 

during doggy style sex, pull her leg up and bring her ankle up to your buttcrack, then shit. her achilles heel will split that shit.

she said get dirty, so I gave her a Longview Logsplitter

Longview Logsplitter by Tonguemyshitter November 21, 2009

Kentucky log splitter 

When you are having anal sex and the female takes a shit, and the turd (log) is split in two by the penis, just like a log splitter.

I was banging Kendora last and she shit while I was in her ass.

Ooh, the classic Kentucky log splitter, you better make sure you clean that dog pretty good.

Kentucky log splitter by Biggenlover69 October 8, 2014

Canadian Log Splitter 

When performing the act of anal sex the female defecates upon the males penis, and in doing so splitting the feces into two pieces.

Last night I was plowing this chick's ass and she gave me a Canadian Log Splitter.

Canadian Log Splitter by Jay slough April 19, 2010

alaskan log splitter 

When a cock is inserted into an anus as a solid turd is egressing. The cock must split the turd hot-dog style for it to qualify as a "log splitter." Otherwise, it is known as an Alaskan Coal Miner.

"Yo dawg, I rammed this girl so hard last night, I gave her the Alaskan Log Splitter!"

alaskan log splitter by lmao_deeznuts June 10, 2017

texas log splitter 

your woman stands over your chest in a thong and drops a split load on it.

Texas log splitter is shitting through a thong

texas log splitter by zeke18 June 21, 2006

Log Splitter 

A sexual act during which the woman's legs are held by the ankles and spread as far apart as possible, while ramming the cock into her with as much force as possible, making the woman fear she will be split in half.

If the act is performed correctly, the fuck profile should perfectly imitate the piston-action of a real log splitting machine.

"Hey Chris, Sherry was complaining all day at work that she was sore and could hardly walk...what did you do to her last night?"

"Well, she was talking shit about how much cock she could handle last night, so I put her ass in the log splitter until she started spraying female ejaculate all over the place in an uncontrolled fuck quiver."

Log Splitter by Mr. North April 21, 2009