linkowski 

Off-market trading

I just asked for a price and got linkowskied.

linkowski by diggity April 10, 2003

linkowski 

A superior being, one of highest intellect

linkowski by Anonymous April 8, 2003

laskowski 

A guy with a really big penis.

(Two girls talking) yeah I heard he is a Laskowski.

laskowski by Jjrrll January 20, 2017

lisowski 

One who doesn't get mad, just even.

You don't want to mess with him, he's the sort that will pull a Lisowski.

lisowski by Anonymous July 28, 2003

lisowski 

a last name for way awesome polish people who party a lot and are fun drunks

Dude, I just hung out with a lisowski last night. It was awesome!!!

lisowski by john alex L January 26, 2009

Lisowskid 

Telling your friends you’ll be right back, you just have to grab something from the store and never being seen from the rest of the night.

The DMV said Timmy need both his moms and dads signature, until explaining his dad lisowskid him 10 years ago

Origin: Roman Empire, a state that used to exist until the ruling party Lisowski’d their constituents

Lisowskid by Zaddy79 November 30, 2022

George Minkowski 

The phenomenon that occurs when one surrounds his neural tissue with enough alcohol that he believes he can travel in time between points in his life and simultaneously ruin events in the present and/or past & future. Almost always results in confusing and severe consequences for the traveler.

Yeah man, Fred came home and found his bosses swordfighting in his wife's mouth. He's getting George Minkowski'd tonight.

(NOTE FOR EDITORS: This is not a real person's name. This is a character on the popular show "Lost" who went nuts because he was traveling in time which left him between a catatonic and confused state that eventually lead to his death.)

George Minkowski by BullSchmutz April 5, 2008