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a man whose parts is always limp
"I'm a limprod"
"Show me"
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Limprovise 

(v); to proceed with intercourse without proper rigidity, usually as a result of excessive alcohol consumption, or as a bi-product of old age.
John: Dude how did you manage to bang out Sally after polishing of that bottle of Jack?
Tim: It wasn’t easy bro, but I limprovised.
Limprovise by Dennis Worm May 5, 2008

limpnodes 

where?
limpnodes by Anonymous November 7, 2003

limpnodes 

That entry just above this is kick ass! I mean, it is so incoherent and confused, I have no idea what the hell the poster was thinking!
limpnodes by jrbobdobbs June 12, 2004
a penis being charaterized by a semi hard state, also a "semi", a semi erection (combination of "limp" and "rod"
yo that chick left me with a limpod
limpod by j money August 24, 2003

Limprovement 

The reduction of brewers droop after a big night out.
I had a brilliant night out with the missus the other day, but we had way to much to drink and I was struggling in the pant department to perform. Not to worry though, after an hour or so there was a big limprovement and we got down to action.
Limprovement by SoulPusher August 7, 2018