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someone who's man parts is always limp

"oh he is a limprod"

limprod by limproders delight May 7, 2022

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limprod

a man whose parts is always limp

"I'm a limprod"
"Show me"

limprod by limproders delight May 7, 2022

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limprod • limpnodes • limpod • limpodify • Limprovement • Limprovise • Limp-Mode • limp roadkill • lip rodent

Limprovise

(v); to proceed with intercourse without proper rigidity, usually as a result of excessive alcohol consumption, or as a bi-product of old age.

John: Dude how did you manage to bang out Sally after polishing of that bottle of Jack?
Tim: It wasn’t easy bro, but I limprovised.

Limprovise by Dennis Worm May 5, 2008

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limpnodes

what does it mean in the body

where?

limpnodes by Anonymous November 7, 2003

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limpnodes

That entry just above this is kick ass! I mean, it is so incoherent and confused, I have no idea what the hell the poster was thinking!

Rock, rock on cousin!

limpnodes by jrbobdobbs June 12, 2004

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limpod

a penis being charaterized by a semi hard state, also a "semi", a semi erection (combination of "limp" and "rod"

yo that chick left me with a limpod

limpod by j money August 24, 2003

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Limprovement

The reduction of brewers droop after a big night out.

I had a brilliant night out with the missus the other day, but we had way to much to drink and I was struggling in the pant department to perform. Not to worry though, after an hour or so there was a big limprovement and we got down to action.

Limprovement by SoulPusher August 7, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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