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A male that cannot get an erection

"so were there all ready to go and he turns into a fukin limpdick"

limpdick by WalkieCamoKurtie July 1, 2006

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limpdick

noun- someone who is going through a hardtime, or is just pissed off.
syn- butthurt

Jon (walks up with a sad face)
Mitch- yo jonny why you all limpdick rite now?
Jon- ahh man i just found out my women cheated on my ass

limpdick by Dreesey January 15, 2007

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limpdick

when someone trys to have sex and can't get hard

Julia "coty lets have sex "
coty "okay juilia, shoot i cant get hard"
julia " aww coty you have limpdick
coty" poop youre right"

limpdick by penisrocket June 28, 2009

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limpdick

n. a person who has no personal beliefs, strengths nor is he willing to take a stand for any cause.
v.t. limpdicking...the practice of having no personal strengths or beliefs.

Bill Clinton is a limpdick because he vacillates in ideology depending upon popular consensus and polls.

limpdick by Jim Hauff August 1, 2003

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Limpdick

Your dick is limp

Kanye west had a limpdick

Limpdick by Sirfucksalot666 July 24, 2018

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limpdick system

Sexual off switch

I was so drunk anything was fair game if not for the limpdick system I would of chewed my arm off when I sobered up

limpdick system by Tonythetiler November 19, 2017

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Limpdick Syndrome

Having a limp dick for over an hour in a situation in which requires an erect penis.

Dude, I got Limpdick Syndrome during that orgy last night.

Limpdick Syndrome by Yoarba July 12, 2012

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doorwall

A door wall is a sliding-glass door or patio door. The term is yet another example of banal Michigan vernacular, where in the residents latch on to company names, trademark names, marketing terms and product names from local companies. The terms become embedded in the local vocabulary and eventually become accepted as actual valid words and phrases. In this case the term comes from Wallside Windows in Taylor, MI (a large window manufacturer), where 'door wall' is their created word for sliding-glass door.

"Bob! John's gonna bring over them doorwalls from Wallsides on Tuesdee afternoon 'round two-thirty. Get 'er done!"

doorwall by MaxSeven October 26, 2011

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Cracked

Internet gaming term used for people who are insanely good at something.

Teammate wipes out the entire enemy team.
You: Holy shit, he's fucking cracked!

Cracked by Hwangje Hien April 22, 2020

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