limber dick

a guy who is always hard, but never gets any action!

That guy was such a "limber dick" at that party last week.

by Angelica & Brooke March 2, 2009

dick limper

Something that makes your hard dick go limp.

Seeing your mom naked is a real dick limper.

by Rand McPulls May 23, 2016

limberdick

While the exact meaning is simply a non-functioning flaccid penis, the term has vast connotations and application.
Calling a man a limberdick says he is unable to perform even the most basic and primal primal functions.

Limberdick maybe combined endlessly with other vulgarities to achieve remarkable curses, such as the now famous "limberdick cocksuckers". An epithet that calls to mind a man unable to get anything right; who then sucks cock as a means of getting things done for himself, in other words a politician.
All in all Limberdick is a delightful word. A flexible curse certain to find its way into use in all forms of public speech.

See also the less effective but more commonly used limp dick.

Say Tad don't be such a limberdick. Before you give up try to do it first.
I voted for that limberdick cocksucker and now against all odds he is screwing me.

limber dick, limp dick,

by Doc Bozo October 11, 2009

limberdick

n. An impotent person.

Dave is such a limberdick.

by Harry Flashman July 2, 2003

Lumberdick

Someone who is infatuated with lumberjacks, their culture, and heritage. They can usually be found sending lumberjack memes in debaucherous group chats

Logan is such a lumberdick, I think he jacked off onto a tree the other day!

by Reidestroyer July 28, 2016