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dick limper 

Something that makes your hard dick go limp.
Seeing your mom naked is a real dick limper.
dick limper by Rand McPulls May 23, 2016

limberdick 

While the exact meaning is simply a non-functioning flaccid penis, the term has vast connotations and application.
Calling a man a limberdick says he is unable to perform even the most basic and primal primal functions.

Limberdick maybe combined endlessly with other vulgarities to achieve remarkable curses, such as the now famous "limberdick cocksuckers". An epithet that calls to mind a man unable to get anything right; who then sucks cock as a means of getting things done for himself, in other words a politician.
All in all Limberdick is a delightful word. A flexible curse certain to find its way into use in all forms of public speech.

See also the less effective but more commonly used limp dick.
Say Tad don't be such a limberdick. Before you give up try to do it first.
I voted for that limberdick cocksucker and now against all odds he is screwing me.

limber dick, limp dick,
limberdick by Doc Bozo October 11, 2009

limberdick 

Dave is such a limberdick.
limberdick by Harry Flashman July 2, 2003

Lumberdick

Someone who is infatuated with lumberjacks, their culture, and heritage. They can usually be found sending lumberjack memes in debaucherous group chats
Logan is such a lumberdick, I think he jacked off onto a tree the other day!
Lumberdick by Reidestroyer July 28, 2016
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019