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Limanu is a commune in Mangalia known for having a lot of dogs that will chase you as soon as you enter their line of sight, there are seven roads, out of which only one you can drive on, the other ones are not drivable, of course if you consider replacing your wheels every few minutes as being drivable, sure maybe then there are seven, and also an internet connection that is extremely slooow. Also, nobody that is young lives there, it is only populated by old communists. There is only one school and recently a kindergarten was built(it took 5 years), actually there are 2, the other one is abandoned. In short, half of Limanu is a desert and the other half is a village filled with aggressive dogs and barely any form of life.
You are going to LIMANU! (it is very awful there)
limanu by monstrul September 23, 2023
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Lidanusitis 

A disease that causes a 'pen lid like' growth on the anus, this causes faecal matter to come out 'like play-dough hair'.

The infection is generally spread by the act of rubbing anus' together but in some cases can be hereditary.

There is no known treatment for Lidanusitis, but in some cases victims have attempted to simply cut off the growth, this results in three more 'pen lids' growing in it's place.
What's up with that Guys arse?
Oh, he just has Lidanusitis
Lidanusitis by arse76896 June 17, 2011
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A slurred version of Lick my nuts. A complete rejection of someone's thoughts or objections when over served
Bartender: Hey man, I think I should call you and Uber
Drunk;Liminuh!
Liminuh by pappybug August 6, 2018
The liman is a cathuman born from the breeding of a male lion and a female human. This combination produces an offspring with more lionistic features than if the reverse pairing had occured. That would produce a more tigeristic creature known as a huon. There is no scientific name assigned to this animal because of it’s human assisted ancestory.

The liman is not to be confused with were-beings such as werewolves, or undead such as vampires.
"Dude, wtf is that - a were-lion?"
"No, fool, it's a liman!"
Liman by Children of Abortion November 5, 2009
limaury is that type of guy who is dark skinned and he is tall. hes very funny and chill and he can make a girl fall in love with him. he’s every fun to be around and he’s an amazing friend. he will stick by you as long as you do the same and he will always be honest when you want him to. Limaury is an amazing person. he is also the person with a HUGE penis and he’s amazing at sex. he would be an amazing first time for any girl.
Limaury is tall
Limana is the type of girl to make everyone smile and when she laughs you will definitely want to laugh with her she so fierce and kind and she’ll never let you down. She can be mean sometimes but that’s what makes her limana. She puts a smile on everyone’s face and makes the world a better place everyone should have at least one limana as a friend! Limana is the best friend to have she’ll make your days the opposite of boring she makes any awkward conversation into something fun or funny. Limana is so beautiful and she’s the prettiest one in the room on any day. If someone’s being means to you and there is a limana around just know limana’s got your back. Love you Limana!
she’s so sweet and protective!
that’s definitely a limana
limana by Limana April 8, 2021
limani is a very bubbly person who cares a lot of people and a very loud person gets along with anyone , and the name means 'GO BACK TO YOUR ROOTS' which is go way back where you grew up and where your whole life is and where your elderly people are 'ancestors' where your culture basically started .
funeka uyo Lima (short of Limani) mntanam , uze ubone ukuba iqalelephi/baqalephi okhokho bakho .

English translation: "you have to go back to your roots my child , so you can see where your ancestors started ."
Limani by Beauty of tribes . November 24, 2021
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