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The measure of a person's ability to escape from tricky situations, for example their speed in running from police after a theft. "Hoof" refers to the person's flight from danger.
Your mamma's so fat that her likelihoof is severely impeded.
You breaking into the Bellagio again? You'd better get to the gym and improve your likelihoof, dude.
You breaking into the Bellagio again? You'd better get to the gym and improve your likelihoof, dude.
by BrieGenius February 15, 2015
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